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Old 15th Apr 2019, 14:56
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Sergi found his hand load start cartridges were a bit too powerful......
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Old 15th Apr 2019, 18:40
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Morticia Addams takes her first flying lesson.
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Old 16th Apr 2019, 06:30
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Ö.. any picture showing Supersonic shock waves is worth viewing
or
...and puff it was gone
or
David Blaine ,,,,,,and for my next trick
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Old 16th Apr 2019, 07:45
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Smell it? ..... I am sitting in it
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Old 16th Apr 2019, 07:51
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If Top Gear did aircraft reviews.....
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Old 16th Apr 2019, 13:21
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RVR was unlimited before the accident aircraft began its take-off.
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Old 16th Apr 2019, 15:53
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The windscreen wiper on the right wing was only one of this model's design faults.
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Old 16th Apr 2019, 18:05
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Smoke on GO
but Red one we are on the ground
don't care need to accrue training hours before PDA
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Old 16th Apr 2019, 18:31
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Italian Air Force join in and show a new Pope had been elected
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Old 16th Apr 2019, 19:59
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Volkswagen show they effects of removing their emissions reduction software.
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Old 16th Apr 2019, 21:26
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OK, a quick comp is a fast comp.

Points to C52 for
The windscreen wiper on the right wing was only one of this model's design faults.
and Kiltrash gets a pat on the back for

Italian Air Force join in and show a new Pope had been elected
But the trophy is sent to RACEDO for:
BAE has developed its very own stealth aircraft, creates a cloud around it, unfortunately the slopes of Ben Nevis as littered with test aircraft as we can't see where we are going.
The trophy was in storage at Notre Dame, but I think Les Firies saved it, with some smoke damage.
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Old 17th Apr 2019, 06:29
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Now the votes are in, counted and verified AC I did like your Chemtrail one 😂
Well done Racedo a worthy Victor
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Old 17th Apr 2019, 08:07
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An afterthought:

"Sir, cropdusting is what you do when you're airborne. Just look how the fertiliser is making the weeds on the runway grow."
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Old 17th Apr 2019, 13:20
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...and I didn't get time for "Aeroflot charter flight for tourists to Salisbury gets airborne". My own fault of course!
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Old 17th Apr 2019, 17:27
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Or owing to the smog RACEDO cannot find his Tablet to realise (s)he is the winner
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Old 17th Apr 2019, 19:26
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ATC declares RED weather, and diverts everyone else.


oops ... I see itís all over. Sorry! Been somewhat distracted of late.
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 08:54
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The VAR Officials take advantage of the smoke cover to get safely out of Manchester
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 10:31
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Right Bloggs....I get the smoke...now what about the mirrors part?
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 10:52
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"(Pfffffttt) Racedo and his (prrrrrffffttt) vindaloo curries - oh jeez, that was toxic even if it WAS mine! (Pffffttttt....)"
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 13:53
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Thanks as hadn't checked in....... Happy recipient of CFS (still warm)

Try this one.



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