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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 08:06
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The Airport Police find they can sneak up.on the drones and swallow them whole so not disturbing the operations at Gatwick.
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 08:09
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In SaSless's old school jotter the idle musing during Sex Education was found by Miss Prim
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 09:03
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"yes it's a Bell.... ohh the window, that's were the Bell end goes."
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 09:08
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"So we have the heavy helicopters, Chinook etc, the medium helicopters, Puma etc, the light helicopters, Wildcat etc..... and this is our new featherlight class."
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 09:11
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"We trialled it in the sandbox but found it kept burying its head in the sand"
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 09:12
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"The bloody thing keeps laying eggs!"
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 09:28
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No Sir, we most certainly did not do any low flying over the protected flamingo colony...
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 10:09
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A Boy Named Sioux...
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 10:20
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Uh oh,, Pink_aviator has become a rotorhead. ..
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 13:28
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It became obvious there were changes in Livery upon the Guards Regiments absorbing some Army Aviation Units.
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 13:43
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Crew Chief: "..ahhh choo..........ahhh choo..........ahh...ahh...ahh.....chooooo"
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 14:22
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Misreading the emergency FRCs, Hoskins brought the whole aircraft back feathered.
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 14:35
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Chief Designer: "Ok, guys here's my thinking. The chances of a particular airframe experiencing a bird strike is fairly small. The chances of it having TWO bird strikes is much, much smaller. So, if we design an aircraft that has already had a bird strike, then......."
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 16:09
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Surely the sequel to Black Hawk Down...…...Eiderdown!
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 16:28
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"Laddies and gentlepersons...We are proud to announce..... the LGB GT. First flight will be at the Rio Carnival"
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 16:58
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As a noise-reduction measure, the feathers are highly satisfactory. Pity it no longer flies.
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 18:20
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Yeah, we stopped flying this one. Kept getting a stole warning...
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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 19:52
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Police patrolling the crime hot spots look to camouflage the helicopter by making it look like what the druggies are used to seeing

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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 20:25
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The designer wanted the helicopter to have an ECU, but sadly it received an EMU instead.
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Old 3rd Apr 2019, 06:53
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The Batcopter gets a makeover for the modern day .



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