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Old 31st Jan 2019, 09:58
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Camilla .... "I'll take this one. He illuminates my legs nicely."
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 09:59
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Charles ... "One never knew Lady Thatcher had been a WAAF Plotter."
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 10:18
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Oh look! I didn't realise they had Denis under the desk!
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 10:48
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RAF? No - this is a display of those noting where Land Rover accidents happen".
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 10:50
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"Plotters? Why haven't they been sent to the Tower?"
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 10:50
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No that's not 50+ Bandits approaching Biggin, that's your dandruff fallen out
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WI Lady looking over specs to HRH,'Yes I know the menopause does make one unsteady'
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 10:51
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Statue ... "I know my contact lens is here somewhere."
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 10:51
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"These three are a bit more intelligent than those I met at Boulmer last year!"
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 10:52
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Charles just saw Section Officer Harvey adjust her stockings
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 10:57
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"No, I actually said get me some staff with real "Mettle"...!"
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 11:00
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The plotters forgot to use the mirrors, so when they looked at Camilla, they turned to stone.
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 11:07
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The statue buskers were struggling...
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 13:44
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"What happened?"

"Well, they told Stuffy that they were brassed off and he said 'you wait' and they have been here ever since"
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 14:31
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"One thought we were going to meet the Top Brass!"
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 14:48
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Lady in the middle, short black jacket with medals ...." Well as you asked...... 'During the war....' ....." in Uncle Albert tones
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Charles to same lady, " Well that's a riveting story but all I asked for was where is the toilet, you know at my age that's very important! "
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 14:57
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"What does she mean - 'Cabbage crates over the briny'?"
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 15:00
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Two ladies in white " my lord ! the one in the middle has such a nice bum . . . "
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 15:10
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“It’s the statues on the other side of the table you’ve got to be careful of Camilla....see Charles has realised”
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 15:14
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"What's Camilla going to do with that tin of white paint?"
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 18:13
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Lady in front of wooden column- now watch how we used the ' gotcha ' to get their attention ..
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