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"He's making a list, he's checking it twice.
He's gonna find out if you're naughty or nice".
Santa Claus is detained for contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation, 2016/679.
He's gonna find out if you're naughty or nice".
Santa Claus is detained for contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation, 2016/679.
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"Remember if ze Gringo's stop us, we tell them Santa does not recognise borders when in his sleigh and we are parked up behind Tacho Bell while ze reindeer rest."
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Ho Ho Ho,.that Beagle, every year he wants his stocking filling with Suzanne York in a Section Office Harvey costume..
Santa was subsequently arrested as he had been caught distributing the latest must have toy. The NERF laser blaster toy and there had been a increase of reports of pilots being blinded in flight
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Yes dear i know our pilot was taken ill but did you have to volunteer at the request 'anyone else know how to fly?
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Yes dear i know our pilot was taken ill but did you have to volunteer at the request 'anyone else know how to fly?
And from the Herky there arose such a clatter
That jolly St. Nick quickly emptied his bladder!
Then poor Mrs. Claus said to Chris - "You're a sot!"
And with her big handbag gave his head a strong swat!
(With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore)
- Ed
That jolly St. Nick quickly emptied his bladder!
Then poor Mrs. Claus said to Chris - "You're a sot!"
And with her big handbag gave his head a strong swat!
(With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore)
- Ed
Evertonian
Twas the night before Christmas
And the Herc was the best,
Delivering old Santa,
To Hell with Southwest!
The engines were turning,
A delightful old beat.
The ****ter was broken
Which explains his cold feet.
With the ABS screaming
They arrived at the Pole
And there at the ramp
The partner of his Soul.
Mary just smiled
And gave him good cheer
"Merry Christmas to all,
and to all Captioneers!
And the Herc was the best,
Delivering old Santa,
To Hell with Southwest!
The engines were turning,
A delightful old beat.
The ****ter was broken
Which explains his cold feet.
With the ABS screaming
They arrived at the Pole
And there at the ramp
The partner of his Soul.
Mary just smiled
And gave him good cheer
"Merry Christmas to all,
and to all Captioneers!
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If I remember, I shall judge tonight.
You're so judgmental, why can't you just give all the children a toy?
You're so judgmental, why can't you just give all the children a toy?
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Bah, Humbug and Bollocks to all this, dear. Let’s go to the Maldives instead, and let someone else sort it all out.
So dear where to go this year for our holidays?
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Having returned from Cape Canaveral Santa was most pleased the crew of the ISS would get their presents in time
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Nasa have asked all children this year to put out Mince Pies for Santa and Carrots for the Reindeer as normal, put please can you all ensure you have soft toilet roll in the bathroom..., well at Santa's age he cannot pass any free toilet
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Well that teacher in America that says I don't exist will get a BIG shock this year
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Having returned from Cape Canaveral Santa was most pleased the crew of the ISS would get their presents in time
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Nasa have asked all children this year to put out Mince Pies for Santa and Carrots for the Reindeer as normal, put please can you all ensure you have soft toilet roll in the bathroom..., well at Santa's age he cannot pass any free toilet
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Well that teacher in America that says I don't exist will get a BIG shock this year