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Old 13th Dec 2018, 06:22
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No - it definitely says "naughty".
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 06:24
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"I am sure that they took Gold, Frankincense and Novichok".
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 06:32
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So you see Vladimir Vladimirovich, not only have you been naughty, you really haven't been nice at all.

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Old 13th Dec 2018, 06:35
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Look, it says here that you are really known as Vlad the Impalim... but your little secret is safe with me.
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 06:55
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OK, Saint Nicolaivich, here is MY naughty list - no point delivering to them, they will be dead before Xmas!
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 07:21
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"No, put Theresa and Donald on the nice list. And what's his name, the one who stabbed Boris in the back. Man after my own heart"
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 08:12
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The Stig.s Russian cousin gets the gig no one wants
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Your gonna need a bigger book
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And you see Mr President, If President Trump does not recall all the Carrier Battle Groups to port we can release these pictures of him and Stormy
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 12:28
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"So my pre-emptive strike is set for the 24th, I will fly in under radar using stealth technology and cloud cover to mask my approach and deliver my load to down town Washington before they have time to react, the only problem I foresee is Trump is on my naughty list, so I cannot directly hit the White House"
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 12:31
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And you can cross him of your Christmas card list, Trump sacked him...and her, her, him, him, her, those and erm, him I believe"
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 12:33
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"And if you take three of those twice a day, it should clear up that nasty growth on the back of your head"
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 13:03
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There for your Christmas present I have managed to disguise the Playboy Calendar 2019 as a religious book, said President Putin
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Report from Agent Tusk stationed in Brussels, he has well and truly cooked Ms May's goose and that Agent Corbyn is on track to win the General Election on 1st April 2019
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 13:11
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Nope, it all looks Greek to me.
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 13:12
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Donald would love this, does it come in gold?
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 13:17
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Nyet! You mustn't take any green ones, they're mine. And watch the toffee pennies, they remove your fillings
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 14:16
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Ah, what I always wanted ... the Cyrillic edition of the UK MoD Telephone Directory.
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 14:28
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"Dah, it is a gift from the people of the Ukraine to you Mr President, it is a game apparently, they called it Jumanji"
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 15:56
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"And this button launches Bahhhh Humbug"
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 18:39
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That's more like it. The Guinness Book of World Record , Russia edition' you have all the world records and best times Mr President
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So he can't be hacked by GCHQ President Putin demands all communications in printed format, and for speed he employs Santa.
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Old 13th Dec 2018, 19:03
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Vlad comes up with a new way to spoof NORAD.
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Old 14th Dec 2018, 08:47
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The Americans don't know we stole their Book of Secrets, and here is the proof you fixed the US elections, just like your own.

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