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Old 20th Dec 2018, 21:02
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Having been demobbed from the GR4 Hoskins was only too glad getting a job flying rubber dog sh1t out of Hong Kong
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 21:06
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Right lads, now we've found something that flies slower than a drone, we can start offering a shuttle service to Gatwick-Redhill

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Old 20th Dec 2018, 21:42
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...like putting lipstick on a pig.
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 02:00
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"We took it off the UK register as we found we now get better dental care"
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 02:02
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"It isn't seasonal, so I take it we will just have to grin and bare it"
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 02:03
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" Well........ coming off Jags, I was impressed with the increase in perfomance"
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 03:02
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There was considerable consternation in the RAF when the MOD bean counters insisted they must go with the low bid for the Red Arrows support aircraft
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 03:08
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It was decided by the entire squadron that it was time to make the Army support folks pay for stealing the squadron mascot.
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 03:51
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Nope......still ugly!
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 06:52
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Think this is ugly? Have you not seen my Mother-in-Law
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 06:53
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To the passengers stranded at London Gatwick this is the most beautiful sight ever seen
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 06:55
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Wait till you see my other side
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 08:33
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The skydiving club were only too glad to find a aircraft tbe parachutists enjoyed getting out off.
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 08:42
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Brian was beginning to regret organising the works Christmas Party in the paintshop hangar.
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 08:43
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It's so ugly it doesn't need a clearance.
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 09:06
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"Of course it can take off - the earth repels it!"
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 10:31
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Lets tart the old girl up he said. It'll be great he said..
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 17:16
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It's plainly not an aircraft; it must be the drone.
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 18:12
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Since you asked, it's for a 'special' air service .
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Old 21st Dec 2018, 19:22
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Teeny Weeny Airlines camouflaged drone catcher. The drone operators laugh so much they don't notice the gun at the back.
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