So dear where to go this year for our holidays?
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Having returned from Cape Canaveral Santa was most pleased the crew of the ISS would get their presents in time
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Nasa have asked all children this year to put out Mince Pies for Santa and Carrots for the Reindeer as normal, put please can you all ensure you have soft toilet roll in the bathroom..., well at Santa's age he cannot pass any free toilet
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Well that teacher in America that says I don't exist will get a BIG shock this year