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"Don't put yourself out Hoskins, you may not have made the gate you intended to, but you took out several and the odd fence trying to get there!"
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French pilots blockade Calais over lost revenues caused by the channel tunnel.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... I do apologise for the delay in taking off, our push back from the gate seems to have been a little over-enthusiastic.
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"This isn't Laker and it certainly isn't a bloody skytrain"
I know Tower asked us to vacate at the FIRST high speed turn off but we are a bit long on the landing
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Sorry Hoskins saying 'any landing you can walk away from is a good landing' won't get you off the bollocking this time
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Hope that pregnant lady in seat 23b has not increased our souls on board by 1 or 2
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Tower. JAL 123 stop playing hide and seek
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Sorry Hoskins saying 'any landing you can walk away from is a good landing' won't get you off the bollocking this time
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Hope that pregnant lady in seat 23b has not increased our souls on board by 1 or 2
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Tower. JAL 123 stop playing hide and seek
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"Ladies and Gentlemen you will find the slides located on the left, and the toilets on the right"
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"Sorry Captain, Security would not allow me to bring onboard the ritual Harakiri kit, however the galley has managed to russle up some plastic knives if that helps"
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"100 miles from Toyko international, hmmmm, close enough if we use the Ryanair formula to say we have arrived"
ALRIGHT ! , You can let me out here as this means I can board for the out bound leg without going through security !
Sigh, looks like my next job will be at Ryan Air........
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
"What happened Officer?"
"You didn't read the WIP board. The runway extension has been postponed indefinitely."
"You didn't read the WIP board. The runway extension has been postponed indefinitely."
As the closing scene of MGM's upsized version of 'The Italian Job' was filmed Michael Caine was heard to say ' Oh sh1t not again'
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Where did this happen?
Alaska.
Ask who?
Alaska.
Ask who?
Prime Minister: "I am going to fly this aeroplane even though my First Officer, my Engineer, the Purser and her excellent colleagues, not to mention the customers, who are always right, tell me it just won't fly."
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"No..... flyover to handle 300 people a day as in bridge.."
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