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Old 25th Nov 2018, 11:00
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Should this be reported as a "Wheels Up Landing"?
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 11:49
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Fingers crossed for a twin.
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 11:51
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"I said 'Clear land, one on' not 'Clear land on one'"
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 12:52
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At the susequent Inquiry, the GCA Controller said ... “Sorry.”
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 13:13
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After getting out the cockpit did they find the 'Gear not down' indication was in error
or
Mythbusters discover a flaw in the planning stage
or
Virgin Galactic proof of concept for the piggy back launch shows promise
or
With 2 engines and propellers just wait till we get this up to 88 Miles per Hour
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To celebrate the end of the Formula 1 season Max and Daniel go off for a celebration fly past.... with inevitable results
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 15:47
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I get why the invoice has all those airframe parts but why have you ordered a new cushion for the pilots seat ..........
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 15:48
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Does this mean I can put 2 airplanes in my logbook for my first solo ?
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 15:50
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Right up until the very end this was looking like one of your better attempts at landing.
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 16:47
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Feels like Ethyl
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 17:17
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This wasn't the Ground Effect I'd been briefed on.
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 19:57
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"Well Hoskins, they say a good landing is one you can walk away from - Well this isn't a good landing as I had to jump"
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 20:57
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"Too close for missiles, switching to... oh."
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 20:58
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"..... And this is how Cubs are made!"
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 21:00
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"Sorry Bloggs, but I can't sign you off as your last landing was incomplete..."
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Old 25th Nov 2018, 21:07
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" ....he ain't heavy, he's my brother..."
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Old 26th Nov 2018, 05:22
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One more & we've got a Trilander!
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Old 26th Nov 2018, 07:35
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"Look, I know you said you could do me a deal on parking fees but............"
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Old 26th Nov 2018, 10:36
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I told you this would happen if they keep extending the controlled airspace round Farnborough.
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Old 26th Nov 2018, 13:06
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The eventual outcome was a healthy, bouncing, little hang-glider.
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Old 26th Nov 2018, 15:16
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Videos have emerged showing how police Cherokees have been crashing into criminals' Cessnas.

No criminals were injured in making these arrests, or not too badly, anyway.
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