Caption competition

[Wensleydale]

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovic denied that his team had parked the bus during the goalless draw at their last away match....

[Wensleydale]

The home secretary denied that drones had been responsible during a mass breakout at the high security prison.

[Buster Hyman]

I'll get you But-lah!

[Kiltrash]

To get over the hard Irish border post Brexit, Stagecoach (ie) is pleased to announce the new express coach service fron Dublin to Belfast. Slogan runs as 'No brick wall stops us'
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Aeroflot look to a new method of getting the Soviet Embassy staff out of Berlin

[c52]

At last, a popular government policy: Any vehicle driving at 55 mph in the middle lane of a motorway will be removed.

Tests have shown that drivers of such vehicles do not notice the helicopter or the platform they are about to drive onto.

[c52]

For passengers who cannot climb the built-in steps to the front door of the aircraft, a less demanding option is available.

[c52]

The mobile lounge concept is taken to its logical conclusion.

[NutLoose]

"Marvellously efficent these Ruskies, we only contacted them last night and they have already thought up a fund our NHS logo for our new Brexit bus and will have it back with us tomorrow."

[Wensleydale]

A new tourist firm announces that it is about to start coach trips to Salisbury.

[Pontius Navigator]

"And with this we can fly everything from the M26 car park to the ferry terminal."

"Er great thinking there Hoskins"

[NutLoose]

Volkswagens latest Miles per Litre scam uncovered

[NutLoose]

"So you're telling me if we lift it to 20,000 feet then with the reduced oxygen content it will burn less fuel, and at that point you want us to record the emissions output so you can put those figures to US regulators?"

[NutLoose]

"Nein, zer is nothing in zer book zat says the MPG calculations must be driven all ze vay"

[Buster Hyman]

Not to be outdone by the Beluga or Dreamlifter, Winnebago source their own heavy lift

[c52]

For discerning people who wish to fly but to continue proudly asserting that "they have never been in an aeroplane".

[c52]

Pilot: "Oi, you, get on. This helicopter's going nowhere until there's a second member of crew on board to ensure passenger safety."

Guard: "The best way to keep that thing safe is for it to stay on the ground, mate."

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Yuri, in USA they have ticket called "Coach". Surely it is not this difficult?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

A young onlooker, Gerry Anderson, suddenly had an idea.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Greyhound's aviation division would prove to be a short lived folly.

[Pontius Navigator]

Richard Branson's aptly named new venture Vergin on the Ridiculous.