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Old 16th Oct 2018, 11:59
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The precision taxiing competition was won by this entry, where a 10m steel girder was almost entirely embedded in the aircraft.
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 12:01
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Member of Bullingdon Flying Club: "Don't worry about the damage. My man will pay in cash."
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 12:04
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Senior officer to pilot: "Of course bird strikes are a hazard of flying, but to hit an ostrich suggests you were flying too low."
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 12:09
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"The sound barrier seems particularly solid today, Hoskins."
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 12:19
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.......Brakes are on.......engines off......checklist complete. She's a good ship Chief. Nothing to report. See you tomorrow.
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 12:20
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"The pointy thing on the nose was not a rocket, and should not have been filled with rocket fuel."
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 12:49
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On this weeks episode of Botched...
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 12:50
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Yo, Adrien!
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 12:59
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“At least we don’t have to search for the Flight Data Recorder ... I always wondered where they kept it.”
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 13:05
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“Hey, Chiefy, what about saying it was at Tyndall?”
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 17:34
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When I sez Whoa, I means Whoa !
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 17:37
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yah it was Bloggins, he always had his nose up leads ass.....
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 17:47
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On the form you will need more than one page of A4
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 17:48
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At Edwards they discovered the wire was set for a C172
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 17:55
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What might have happened if Taffy had aborted take off in XM135 ...( Its at Duxford in one piece don't you know)
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Told you not to close your eye's when you sneeze
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Having performed a perfect ejection the pilot was surprised to find the Navigator had managed a 'almost ' perfect landing
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 18:05
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On the accident report under 'Aircraft Type' they entered 'Mashed' instead of, well it was a F18 ? wasn't it?
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At NAS Lenmoore after the joyrider hit the stabilizer of 1 F18 the Navy claimed on the man's insurance for 2 F18's. makes up for Hoskin's crappy landing , (again)
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 18:06
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Not a Caption ... what actually happened? Apologies for Thread diversion.
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 18:11
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MPN we all want to know but you are the brave one to ask

However on the RT just before:- Blue 9 you are getting too close to Blue 7, ... Make that Blue 5.. Make that urgently Blue 3...OK Blue 9 You are now the leader
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 18:24
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What actually happened was that The Stig's USAF Cousin was tasked with accelerating to V1 and abort Take Off in 3000 feet...Marked as Failed and must try harder
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Old 16th Oct 2018, 18:26
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“well, officer, this lamp post pulled out in front of me ...”
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