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Old 24th Oct 2018, 04:12
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"If we're all holding tight, we can let the jet taxi."
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Old 24th Oct 2018, 12:16
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Algy complained that his AVRO was taking too long to repair because sandpaper was now a restricted substance in Australia!!
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Old 24th Oct 2018, 14:29
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Originally Posted by Hydromet




Photo by Dave Gregor.
TCT poses by the Avro 504 before boarding for her next round the world flight.
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Old 24th Oct 2018, 18:56
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"And you can get rid of that skid if you fit a maxaret unit like we did"
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Old 24th Oct 2018, 19:32
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"OK, Captains, today's mission is the Mach Loop not above 500 ft, and last one home buys the beers."
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Old 24th Oct 2018, 21:42
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OK, entries are starting to slow down, so judging tomorrow morning GMT.
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Old 24th Oct 2018, 22:05
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"It might be small and economical, but let me see you mount a giant rotating Smartie up on the roof"
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Old 24th Oct 2018, 22:08
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The Annual Blues Brothers convention prepare to fly to Las Vegas
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Old 24th Oct 2018, 22:50
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And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
"You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me"
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Old 25th Oct 2018, 02:18
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AV Roe having developed his AV 1 at Wathamstow Marshes wonders how in heavens Qantas developed such a short field performance for the B707
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Old 25th Oct 2018, 02:21
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Last one and goodnight from me on a 7 hr fligjt l to Seatle..... . Home of Boeing I submit

Ah the sound of Conway once heard never forgotten

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Old 25th Oct 2018, 05:21
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I'm sorry Sir Charles, but whilst I agree it's under the weight limit for carry on, the dimensions are just too darn big!
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Old 25th Oct 2018, 09:43
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"Is that the best you can do for the engine change?"
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Old 25th Oct 2018, 10:01
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Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator
TCT poses by the Avro 504 before boarding for her next round the world flight.
Ha-hs, having met her, its probably the sort of thing she would do....

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Old 25th Oct 2018, 10:02
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Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator
TCT poses by the Avro 504 before boarding for her next round the world flight.
Ha-ha, having met her, its probably the sort of thing she would do....

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Old 25th Oct 2018, 10:10
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"Laying on an extra aircraft just to carry the drinks trolley seems a bit extravagant to me."

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Old 25th Oct 2018, 10:53
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Thank you for some very good entries.

Without further ado, in 3rd place, Buster, with "Qantas' answer to the noise abatement issue at SYD!"

In second place, SASless, with "Hyphen~Smyth with his aerobatic Avro was shattered to learn of Tex Johnson rolling the 707 over Seattle."

and the clear winner, Wensleydale, clean bowled the opposition with "Algy complained that his AVRO was taking too long to repair because sandpaper was now a restricted substance in Australia!!"

Well done, Wensleydale, I'm just polishing the CST before bowling it to you.

For those interested, the photo was taken on Qantas' 45th anniversary in 1965. The airframe was the original Avro 504K, Qantas' first aircraft, and the engine was a Gnome rotary similar to the original. When it was found in disrepair, the aircraft was fitted with a different engine.
The aircraft was taxied past the international terminal by Sir Hudson Fysh, one of the Qantas founders and original pilots of the aircraft.
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Old 25th Oct 2018, 11:04
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Gosh - thank you!

Keeping with the old aeroplane theme


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Old 25th Oct 2018, 11:14
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Old 25th Oct 2018, 11:17
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Not a caption, but a comment:

The aircraft was taxied past the international terminal by Sir Hudson Fysh, one of the Qantas founders and original pilots of the aircraft.
My mother was Hudson Fysh's private secretary, and she also paid 2 pounds for a joyride with Kingsford Smith.

Brush with fame.

Now for a caption:

"Wooden deck.
Wooden fly.
Wooden tit rot your socks!"

or else:

"The CO told me to sit here until he got back with the firing squad!"
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