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Old 11th Oct 2018, 07:13
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The new swept transonic propellor tips were found to be way too powerful for the park brake to hold.


"What do you mean, the holes in the swiss cheese lined up?? What about the holes in my flaps??"
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 07:20
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2 mins earlier...

Red 2: "Luke! At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?!"
Red 5: "It'll be just like shooting Wamp Rats back home Biggs!"
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 07:29
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There you are, change both wheels and no need to use jacks.
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 07:46
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Hoskins was annoyed that every time he pulled round to a 2 mile final, the crash bells were always ringing, I will show them this time he mused, ...and the rest is history
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Asbestos ... cough....suit, wonderfull.....cough....fire retardant.....cough...will save ..cough....my life.. cough....
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 08:15
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"I swerved to avoid the box and the ladder some idiot had left on the deck."
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 08:25
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Man in white armed with paint gun: "I hope there's a stencil for 6 in this box."
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 09:56
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Having completed his mission, Derek the Cyberman was hoping to sneak away unnoticed.
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 10:03
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No, Lootenant, SBD doesn't stand for "Stupid Bloody Deck".
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 10:13
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Seaman "Hollywood" Jones suddenly realized he was early for his Mid-Watch!
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 10:43
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Guy in dark goggles .. "To think these pilots get paid more than we do "
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 10:46
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I am the Stig

Ttfn
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 11:31
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"Shove it over the side - it'll be on Lend-Lease anyway !"
 
Old 11th Oct 2018, 11:34
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"This is what you get when you try landing aircraft on the roof of a boat !"
 
Old 11th Oct 2018, 11:36
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"Hoskins, why didn't you put it in the drink, and save us all this trouble ?"
 
Old 11th Oct 2018, 11:39
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"Shove it over the side - it'll be on Lend-Lease anyway !"
 
Old 11th Oct 2018, 11:47
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Harrison Fords war records revealed.
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 11:49
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" ♫ But I've still got to render my A-25 ! ♫ "
 
Old 11th Oct 2018, 12:21
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(Sigh)... No instructions are fool-proof on the first attempt. We'll have to add one saying 'Do not use wing to engage arrestor wire'.
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 17:57
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Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea,
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 18:15
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This wouldn’t have happened if that young Lt Bush had been flying it.
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