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The new swept transonic propellor tips were found to be way too powerful for the park brake to hold.
"What do you mean, the holes in the swiss cheese lined up?? What about the holes in my flaps??"
"What do you mean, the holes in the swiss cheese lined up?? What about the holes in my flaps??"
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2 mins earlier...
Red 2: "Luke! At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?!"
Red 5: "It'll be just like shooting Wamp Rats back home Biggs!"
Red 2: "Luke! At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?!"
Red 5: "It'll be just like shooting Wamp Rats back home Biggs!"
Hoskins was annoyed that every time he pulled round to a 2 mile final, the crash bells were always ringing, I will show them this time he mused, ...and the rest is history
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Asbestos ... cough....suit, wonderfull.....cough....fire retardant.....cough...will save ..cough....my life.. cough....
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Asbestos ... cough....suit, wonderfull.....cough....fire retardant.....cough...will save ..cough....my life.. cough....
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No, Lootenant, SBD doesn't stand for "Stupid Bloody Deck".
Seaman "Hollywood" Jones suddenly realized he was early for his Mid-Watch!
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Guy in dark goggles .. "To think these pilots get paid more than we do 
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This wouldn’t have happened if that young Lt Bush had been flying it.