Caption competition

[Wensleydale]

Somebody had to explain to the RSM that the fumes extractor fitted to the barrel did not work on the other ranks.

[andytug]

"No Bloggs, it's the tarpaulin that's supposed to be hung up by the ring to dry!"

[Kiltrash]

Right lads now that MPN11 Is on his holiday to Valetta it's round his house for the card school. Dont worry if the door is locked and bolted we have a battering ram. Hoskins you did remember the crash helmet?

[pasta]

Cpl Bayonet wondered whether there was something in this nominative determinism thing after all

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Armoured Cavalry's latest urban warfare attachment. It enables the tank crews to see around corners.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Sgt. Hufflepuff prepares to make good on his promise to "be the first tanker into Iraq, by God!"

[treadigraph]

There was a young soldier named Edser
When wanted was always in bed Sir
One morning at one
They stuck a gun up his bum
He was filled with a feeling of dread Sir

With due acknowledgements and apologies to Spike Milligan!

[Kiltrash]

It was after Billy Smart saw the shock and awe he put the Human Cannonball into his circus

[Big Pistons Forever]

I guess the recruiter wasn’t lying when he said “There is no life like it “

[Big Pistons Forever]

When the RSM said “up yours” he wasn’t joking......

[NutLoose]

Irish Army test their first home built guided weapon system

[ValMORNA]

US troops refine the old 'Tent Pegging in India' sport to suit modern equipment.

[c52]

BAe Systems spot an exploitable flaw in the spec for the competition for the new tank. For the speed test, the rules say, "First man across the line."

[Kiltrash]

The platoon's Logistic Officer began to regret leaving behind the washing line on the advance to Baghdad
Or
Advert in S&M Monthly ... Shy retiring diver with odd fetish seeks similar ...is surprised at the amount of replies received

[Ascend Charlie]

Forrest Trump decides to set an example to anybody else who tries to stop him from destroying the world.

[Kiltrash]

To infinity a .n ..d ......b.... e .....y ......o....... n ........d

(Ps can't get the spacing right so please ignore the dots)

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Sir we've managed to cover the tank hull in a white sheet so that it won't show against the snow.
What about the rest of the tank camouflage?
We've done our best sir.

[NutLoose]

"All I said to our Italian NATO collegues was, blimey, you have surrendered already and we haven't even set off..."

[Kiltrash]

As part of SALT the tanks are covered in tarpaulin to hide them from the over flying Ruskie satelites.

[Buster Hyman]

A little higher...little higher...THERE...ahh, much better. Thanks.