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Old 12th May 2018, 12:34
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Perhaps easier to see.

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Old 12th May 2018, 12:41
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The attempt to breed GM Navy SEALS by inserting goldfish genes didn't work properly the first time.
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Old 12th May 2018, 12:43
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The first attempt to breed GM Navy SEALS by inserting goldfish genes didn't quite work.
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Old 12th May 2018, 13:47
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3D plastic surgery printing .... The early years
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Old 12th May 2018, 13:51
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"And if I suck real hard, I can give myself a blowjob"
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Old 12th May 2018, 13:53
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"They're taking this cyber warfare section seriously and have issued us all with this special cyberman helmet"
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Old 12th May 2018, 13:57
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"The chap at the market told me it's the latest in sonic earwax removal technology"
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Old 12th May 2018, 14:00
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"Can we please bring the Station Hairdresser back Sir"
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Old 12th May 2018, 14:37
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"I'm digitising this map: dot dash dash dot dot dot dash..."
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Old 12th May 2018, 16:09
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Hoskins worried that if he stuck at his job for much longer, he'd be...typecast...
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Old 12th May 2018, 16:10
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Badger.....
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Old 12th May 2018, 16:37
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No, that'll never frighten the children Simkins, I want something more... Daleky!
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Old 12th May 2018, 16:43
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"Beans again this morning, was it ?"
 
Old 12th May 2018, 16:46
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"Well, I always said the fella had the attention scan of a goldfish !"
 
Old 12th May 2018, 16:50
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"Well, we've created Life - shall we up the voltage to the electrodes and create Death ?"
 
Old 12th May 2018, 19:01
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After the death of the test subject the AAIB discovered a vital clue on the typewriter..."get off your standing on my oxygen ho....
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Old 12th May 2018, 19:08
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The subject of the last cap comp picture looks at this picture and thinks.... thats what I needed
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Old 12th May 2018, 19:09
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Not a caption.....but might be

now I know where my old mother got the idea for her portable hot air hair dryer
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Old 12th May 2018, 21:16
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U2 pilots writing their mission reports find it hard to come off Oxygen

or

Daily M@1l headline .... Tory MP pays for the 'extras' and puts it on his expenses claim
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Old 12th May 2018, 21:58
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Private Davros quietly dreams of his new electric chair and an army of robotic machines following him to galactical domination.



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