Caption competition

[ivor toolbox]

You'll believe a man can fly


Ttfn

[Wensleydale]

"Know your Enema".

[Buster Hyman]

Well, it's up to you Pyle. Fix the sights or we'll make do as best we can!

[andytug]

"Sir, I had kind of hoped that artillery spotters would be allocated somewhere more comfortable?"

[andytug]

"No, I asked you to load a DU round, not a DUI one....."

[andytug]

"I guess it makes a change for them to be scraping the bottom *with* the barrel......"

[ShyTorque]

Originally Posted by Wander00

MPN11 - not a caption either - thank God. A guy more up his own @rse does not exist - IMHO. Good riddance, less likely to listen to Virgin Radio than Beeb R2

I totally agree I'm sick to death of his whining prattle (and he can't drive for toffee) - but let's not digress!

"It's OK Sarge, the gunner says since his operation he only fires blanks"

[c52]

In Britain's modern army, troops on litter-picking duty no longer have to walk.

[Danny42C]

"Of course he'll get promoted - don't you see he has a rocket built into his @rse ?"

[NutLoose]

Noooo, that won't do, the navy do it over the barrel.

[Kiltrash]

Early prototype of the Google Street View camera system for use in Liverpool

or

Mine clearing tank has a breakdown so reverts to manual operation. Hank draws the short straw

or

During a tour of the Northumberland Tank Ranges. Gavin Williamson regrets suggesting more troop cuts

[c52]

"The General said he was sure his contact lens was about here."

[c52]

"This young man said he wished he'd joined the Air Force."

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The runaway tank demolished a steel fence and a tent, and went on to pick up this unfortunate soldier.

[Danny42C]

"You picked him up when you were doing a bit of 'tent-pegging' ? --- What the Hell were you then - a Bengal Lancer ?"

[Kiltrash]

Lads lads please let me down, you have had your fun....I promise not ever mention again that the Panzer was a poofs tank

[Kiltrash]

Jose began to regret swooping the years jail for Tax Evasion for a week with the Manchester City Fan Club ( Bovington) section

[JAVELINBOY]

When Hanks mine detector went U/S the crew reverted to manual

[Penny Washers]

That's the Army for you - you spend most of your time just hanging around.

[c52]

When the order came that all troops must receive swimming lessons, units based in the desert showed great ingenuity.

However, their method became a text-book example of obeying the letter of the law rather than the spirit.

[Dan Gerous]

Someone told the section gob****e, that this was an effective silencer.