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Old 9th Sep 2018, 11:46
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Warp wings Mr Sulu.
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Old 9th Sep 2018, 12:38
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righto lads, where's Lance corp Jones got to now?

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Old 9th Sep 2018, 12:38
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Wave him off Mr Hoskins . This is a polo pitch...what's Mayday Mayday anyhow?
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Old 9th Sep 2018, 13:59
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"Jemadar ! if this thing alights, it'll need watering and fodder - see to it !"
 
Old 9th Sep 2018, 15:48
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My view is that if God had meant Men to fly, He would have given them wings.
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Old 9th Sep 2018, 16:23
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I say Carruthers are you sure we are over friendly lines ....Yes sir .... Why do you ask? ..... Just the natives look jolly hostile.....waving their pointed sticks at us ..... Better report back to Base. ..... No fly zone
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Old 9th Sep 2018, 16:38
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That might fwiten orf the Fuzzy-wuzzies

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Old 9th Sep 2018, 17:08
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"It's come to Subdue The Tribes" ..... "But all the Tribes round here are peaceful ?" .....
"They won't be if this thing starts dropping bombs on them !" ...... "Perhaps we should signal them - Carew , old boy, nip back to the lines and see if you can find a helio - and someone who knows Morse Code !"
 
Old 9th Sep 2018, 20:52
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Gp Captain Red Bull displays his wings
or
RFC first overseas deployment took so long to get to the North West Frontier the tribesmen were already pacified.
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Old 9th Sep 2018, 22:27
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I say Squiffy, look down there! Three chaps with ice cream on their heads! Better keep a bally eye out for seagulls, eh?
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Old 10th Sep 2018, 10:16
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It’s going to need a terribly big lance
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Old 10th Sep 2018, 12:03
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"Just as well he's orf, any longer and those bloody pikies would have stripped the skin orf his wings as well"



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Old 10th Sep 2018, 12:06
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"He needs to dig in his spurs and give it the whip, that'll get it moving.. what!"
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Old 10th Sep 2018, 12:15
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"Yeees, very good, but how does one now tell him he is going the wrong way."
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Old 10th Sep 2018, 12:17
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"And no doubt just like a draymans horse, one day it will get bigger and be burdened with someone positioned behind giving directions"
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Old 10th Sep 2018, 12:37
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So Baldrick, the cunning part of your plan that you forgot to mention earlier is that we should now actually be up there rather than down here...
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Old 10th Sep 2018, 13:03
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"Ive never seen one of those before..... And I have never seen a two legged horse, but you are sitting on one"
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Old 10th Sep 2018, 13:39
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Good Lord Carruthers! I swear that thing is falling apart! I can see right through it!
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Old 10th Sep 2018, 13:43
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Right so sorted the Aviate, Navigate, just need the Communicate said the general safely on the ground
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Old 10th Sep 2018, 13:55
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"He says do we want a race up this valley, there will be some chaps at the other end to see who wins, I say.... It would be an insult to the Regiment if we don't accept the blaggards wager, I'll get the chaps and we will show him what a light brigade can do at full charge, we'll give him a run for his money"
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