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Pakistan Airways
"The next terminal coach will be along shortly, please remember to move down the the rear of the coach roof before sitting"
"The next terminal coach will be along shortly, please remember to move down the the rear of the coach roof before sitting"
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Mexican Airways introduce step aerobics for their waiting passengers.
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"Good aaafternoon ladies n gentleemen . Joo tudu "Brexit No Deel" Ryonair floit 23 to Bristtle had been cancelled.....no ....hangs on will yaa.. no its 'd Pilots gone on strike..oh I dunno know a fook waas 'goin on."
"Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, Ryanair are pleased to announce that the 16:30 departure from Leeds to London Heathrow will be departing shortly. You won't be flying but will be pleased to know that a tow-truck will be along shortly. Enroute weather down the M1 is reported as being a balmy 6 degrees with only a slight chance of heavy rain. We should be arriving at Heathrow in approximately 13 hours. A small selection of snacks are available from the gentleman at the top of the steps. Unfortunately there won't be an in-drive movie but we recommend you relax and enjoy the scenery. Thank you for choosing RyanAir an airline where we are always getting better"
F1 bosses are disappointed with the crowds at the US Grand Prix. it is believed that apathy has finally set in for Lewis Hamilton
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Kiltrash is wished Bon Voyage by the other Cap Comp contestants on his/her setting off on a 4 week trip to Mexico. America and Canada ....( intermittent 7600 )
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Kiltrash is wished Bon Voyage by the other Cap Comp contestants on his/her setting off on a 4 week trip to Mexico. America and Canada ....( intermittent 7600 )
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"Please, one at a time at the urinal"
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".....and we have taken steps to ensure over crowding on the boarding gantries will not happen again"
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"Are you sure they said the Embassy Plaza?, I could have sworn they said the last flight out of Saigon would be from the Embassy roof"
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OK Wilbur, it's 1899, we've invented the airport, we've developed passenger steps, NOW can we work how to build a flying machine...?
Looks like that pesky Richard Pearse beat us to it Orville...
Looks like that pesky Richard Pearse beat us to it Orville...
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
No longer in the military stealth programme BAE prove their cloak of invisibility on one of Mr O'Leary's aircraft.
Mr O'Leary said he was very pleased with the modification which avoided landing fee and ramp parking charges.
Mr O'Leary said he was very pleased with the modification which avoided landing fee and ramp parking charges.
