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Old 26th Apr 2018, 13:22
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Old 26th Apr 2018, 13:30
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Too close for Torpedoes, switching to...squats???
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Old 26th Apr 2018, 14:58
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Attempts to restore the RAF Marine Branch faced severe budgetary issues.
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Old 26th Apr 2018, 22:03
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The General was disappointed. The last inflatable he'd ridden went down.
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Old 26th Apr 2018, 22:22
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The Flat Earth Society, tired of the myth that the world is supported by a Great Turtle, demonstrate a new idea.
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Old 27th Apr 2018, 00:17
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The theatre group, Legz Akimbo, describe the new forum layout through the medium of improv.
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Otto Pilots first job.
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Old 27th Apr 2018, 00:36
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All was well carrying the pilot in the inflatable, then they handed him his wallet & watch...
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Old 27th Apr 2018, 05:49
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After buying their brand-new carrier from Putin, the Thais felt a bit shortchanged.
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Old 27th Apr 2018, 06:41
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Naval Health and Safety finally gets to grips with the annual Gun Carriage Race.
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Old 27th Apr 2018, 09:18
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Lt. Phong was confused. His squad had been here a minute ago. Now who would he get to wash the Generals boat?
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Old 27th Apr 2018, 09:54
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This inflatable is to be used for crossing crocodile infested rivers.

However, the propulsion system does have some inherent problems.

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Secret military preparations for the effects of Global Warming were well under way.
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The Glorious Leader's personal transport waiting to take him back to North Korea.
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Old 27th Apr 2018, 14:39
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A sneak preview of the new NoK Carrier?
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The squad quickly improvised when the General's sedan chair wasn't delivered in time.....
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Old 27th Apr 2018, 16:53
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"Well you did say to get you a big knob in a rubber......"
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Old 27th Apr 2018, 19:09
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The sea shall not have him, they promised
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Old 27th Apr 2018, 19:11
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Jones: "Captain Mainwaring, sir, I think I've just had a little accident with my bayonet."
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Uber branches out into water-taxis.
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