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Old 24th Jun 2018, 20:24
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Old 24th Jun 2018, 21:34
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Yessss, I'm converting to drones, up the lot of you.

Or

Yesss, it was Goose's idea, but I've been accepted at truck driving school.
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 02:51
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"Ice-Person, you gotta let my navigator through to the urinals, he's holding on so tight, it has already turned black!"
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 04:13
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Iceman....you just wish you could have all the Women I am going to get after this Navy Propaganda film!

It will remind you of Mission Impossible when you look back on it.
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 07:21
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"You call that a fisting? This is a fisting!"
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 07:48
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"You can say what you like, but I bought this big watch just to prove them wrong!"
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 09:13
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Yeah? Well, Nescafé take three types of the finest coffee bean..
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 09:15
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If I wasn't standing on this shoe box, I'd only come up to here.
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 09:40
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"You call that a fisting? This is a fisting!"
"Ohhhhh, you have a woman's fist, my Lord..."
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 10:53
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My waist is in proportion to my height thank you but if you even think about touching my corset .....
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 12:41
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Did you order the Code Red?
I did the job I...
Did you order the Code Red?
You're goddamn right I did!
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 15:00
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Did you put glue in my hand cream?
I did the job I...
DID YOU PUT GLUE IN MY HAND CREAM?
You're goddamn right I did!

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Old 25th Jun 2018, 15:02
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Ok, now which hand do I have the penny in?
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 15:57
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Mav, upon returning from an Exchange Tour with the Royal Navy , explains to Iceman the finer points of of "Blow the Man Down" .
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Old 25th Jun 2018, 17:48
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The Cabinet decided to wear flying clothing for thier Brexit discussions ... for some unknown reason.
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 09:35
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Judging in 12 hours UK evening so Last Orders Please Ladies and Gentlemen


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Old 26th Jun 2018, 10:14
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Judging in 12 hours UK evening so Last Orders Please Ladies and Gentlemen


"That's when both hands on your watch are in this position Ice"






..

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Old 26th Jun 2018, 10:15
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"Did you put the turd in the Swarfega?"
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 10:42
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Right, everyone who will still look like they do now in thirty years time, put your right fist up.
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 11:10
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