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Old 17th Jun 2018, 01:18
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RAF post Brexit.
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 03:43
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Always a rugby fan, Doris enjoyed getting her hands on a big prop.
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 04:54
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Everyone admired Betty's nose job...
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 08:34
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Ok, that should let the WASP out...

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Old 17th Jun 2018, 08:46
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In an effort to avoid National Service Jim, Bill, Dave, Paul and Frank from Dagenham find strange solace by dressing up in their sisters clothes..
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 09:32
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Beatrice Shilling's daughters continue the family tradition. They aren't sure, however where the orifice needs to go.
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 09:42
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"It's not good enough, I'm afraid. We have to pose the photo again including a man, a black person, a disabled person, a homosexual person and a Millwall supporter."
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 09:44
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This should get one of us nominated as Hero of the day, on the RAF website.
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 11:15
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"It's not good enough, I'm afraid. We have to pose the photo again including a man, a black person, a disabled person, a homosexual person and a Millwall supporter."
Oh Please....you forgot the Rastafarian, Little Person, and token REME Engineer!
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 11:21
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Betty was glad her father bought her an Erector set instead of a doll
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 11:33
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Oh Please....you forgot the Rastafarian, Little Person, and token REME Engineer!
mea culpa.
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 11:35
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That's the BF signed off.
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 11:41
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"We've got the report from the Time and Motion chappie: he says if we used chocks, the girl holding the aircraft by the propeller could be redeployed."
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 15:39
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"It's not good enough, I'm afraid. We have to pose the photo again including a man, a black person, a disabled person, a homosexual person and a Millwall supporter."
. . . . . and a bunch of slighted people from Women's Lib. ready to knee-cap the "caption creeps".
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 16:25
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"OK, lads, what the ladies have to learn from us is that out of five men on any job, the total number who appear to be doing any work at any time is either zero or one."
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 16:45
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Actually working on aeroplanes is just like being with my husband, They are both noisy, smelly, dirty, ungrateful, and cantankerous....
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 18:17
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Right that's that barsteward Lord Flashharts kite fixed.... checking the bullets are replaced with blanks? OK Sign off the release for battle
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 18:28
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Are all the girls in that pic wearing comfortable shoes then?
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 19:23
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Old 17th Jun 2018, 20:33
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BIG PISTONS - If I may suggest small amendment -

"Actually working on certain aeroplanes is just like being with my husband. Both can be noisy, smelly, dirty, unresponsive, and cantankerous...."
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