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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 13:30
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Hank (L) washed his hands of the entire situation.
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 13:30
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Iceman, "God you're hot when you're angry".
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 14:05
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Iceman: "Oh Yeah? Well, if I kick away the box you're standing on you'll be out of shot!"
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 14:06
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That's right. I hold it this tight so I can feel something.
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 14:10
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You take that back! Dianetics is not a cookbook!
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 14:12
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I'm a Pilot.
No, I'm a Pilot!
Neither of you are Pilots...but I'm an Aviator...
Shut up Goose!
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 14:24
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Look dummy, you're just pulling the chain. You're also supposed to hold your nose AND shimmy at the same time...
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 14:26
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When we do Top Gun II, I WILL be taller...
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 14:59
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Have you any idea just how much rubber dog **** I can deal with?
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 15:05
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OR,

"Dealing with dog ****? Yeah, you just get hold of the situation like this"
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 15:57
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"Hammer, Rock, and Scissors" determined whose turn in the Barrel it was!
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 16:07
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"See, *this* is how you brush!!
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 16:11
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"And if you give the trucker this sign, he blows the horn for you!"
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 16:38
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"Lootenant . . . in the pecking order round here you're not even a feather duster. I am 'The Bantam' and I am ready for any cock-fight you want to bring on. Same for these other roosters"
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 16:45
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...."When two strong men stand face to face".....[Kipling: "Ballad of East and West"]
 
Old 23rd Jun 2018, 16:49
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"Come on - if you're hard enough !"
 
Old 23rd Jun 2018, 17:05
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And yours are so small I can crush both of them in one hand, smaller than this.
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 17:56
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I said give me a kiss, not stick your tongue down my throat
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 19:12
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I don't need cheques, I've gone contactless. Swipe!
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Old 23rd Jun 2018, 20:07
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The US Navy's version of a "short arm inspection."
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