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I'm sorry Donald but Boris's hair is definitely more of a statement.
-Apparently even when bent over a table in a room full of men , nobody would touch her with a ten foot Pole , not even the Donald would attempt a grab of her gender gap .
-It is like the beginning of a bad German Schitze orgy porn flick ,yet to be determined who will be eating the poop and who will be getting stuffed .
-The Donald using Jedi mind tricks to bend another woman over a table , bend before the new Emperor of the Universe ladies , the farce is strong on this one
-You have been given time away from this discussion ! So sit and listen while the adults talk
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-It is like the beginning of a bad German Schitze orgy porn flick ,yet to be determined who will be eating the poop and who will be getting stuffed .
-The Donald using Jedi mind tricks to bend another woman over a table , bend before the new Emperor of the Universe ladies , the farce is strong on this one
-You have been given time away from this discussion ! So sit and listen while the adults talk
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: fairly close to the colonial capitol
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We researched your German father for you, Mr. Trump, and I have good news and bad news. It appears your ancestors have some interesting connections in Passau. You are the bastard son of Adolphus Hitler, that's the bad news, the good news is ,for you, Fox News, your 'base' voters, and the likes of Steve Bannon and the Alt-Right, you are the bastard son of Hitler.
I've got more honor and decency in my left testicle than you'll ever have in your lifetime, and I don't even have testicles, Mr. President.
We snubbed Putin and we're snubbing you, du racist scheize für Gehime!
Art of the Deal, meine plumpen arsche!
I've got more honor and decency in my left testicle than you'll ever have in your lifetime, and I don't even have testicles, Mr. President.
We snubbed Putin and we're snubbing you, du racist scheize für Gehime!
Art of the Deal, meine plumpen arsche!
Sergei and Yulia Skripal seek somewhere safer to have lunch than Salisbury
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Andy and Judy look to take his mind of tennis before Wimbledon
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Why only 3 sides of stones? well well it was either the last side or the bottle of Prosecco .Have you seen the load capacity of this?....
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Andy and Judy look to take his mind of tennis before Wimbledon
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Why only 3 sides of stones? well well it was either the last side or the bottle of Prosecco .Have you seen the load capacity of this?....
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Harry asked to borrow a helicopter from the Royal Flight to take his sweetheart on Honeymoon is disappointed to find it was already in use by Andrew
Too much propecia...can't find your widdle weenie again??
"So this REALLY is the big hole in the ground where they take all those swimming pool holes from? And you are the main salesman for all these holes? Ohhhh, take me NOW!"