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Old 5th Mar 2018, 21:48
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"Panther, Tiger.... Names to instill fear in you, what did they call these, Tabbies?"
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Old 6th Mar 2018, 04:01
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The lads had been happy to walk away from their old transport behind them but weren't very impressed with what they'd been given instead
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Old 6th Mar 2018, 05:42
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"Now Corporal, whan a mummy tank and a daddy tank love each other very much...."
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Old 6th Mar 2018, 05:44
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Scene from the "Sizzle Reel" for Pixar's upcoming Cars spinoff: Tanks
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Old 6th Mar 2018, 06:04
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They control them from somewhere called Waddington.....
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That sergeant is going to get nibbled to death by DUKWs if he stands any closer.
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Old 6th Mar 2018, 10:10
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What do you call them?
Well, we don't have a name yet but, seeing people come from all around to look at them, I was thinking of a-tractors....
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Old 6th Mar 2018, 11:43
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Now I know which thieving so and so's nicked my Meccano.
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Toys-R-Us closing-down sale met with great success among Army personnel.
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Old 6th Mar 2018, 12:37
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Well at least the RSPCA can't complain about this version


Dogs were trained on the Russian front by starving them and fed by putting food under tanks, when trained they were then let loose with an explosive pack and a mast to trigger it as they ran under the hoards of advancing tanks. Unfortunately the said dogs could not differentiate between friendly and enemy tanks.. so it was quietly dropped.
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The Mark 1 off-road military skateboard was not a roaring success.
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Old 6th Mar 2018, 13:45
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I know 'e said to wash the mud off, Sarge, but I don't think we should've stuck 'em in the dryer...
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Old 6th Mar 2018, 14:37
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The infantry were disappointed to discovered that they were not armoured LOX boxes, and the babies heads would be delivered later.
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Old 6th Mar 2018, 15:04
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"I can't help feeling the Brobdingnagians aren't taking this very seriously..."
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Old 6th Mar 2018, 15:05
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"They're to bring up your rations under fire (as the RASC are too scared !")

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Old 7th Mar 2018, 09:27
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Judging tomorrow captioneers.
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Old 7th Mar 2018, 09:28
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Oi! That bluddy Monash is having a larf isn't he??? I'm not following them into battle!
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Old 7th Mar 2018, 09:34
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"Where did they come from?"
"Erm, well, when a mummy tank and a daddy tank love each other very much..."
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Personally Jack...I would've taken the Beans for your Cow...
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Old 7th Mar 2018, 19:50
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Sarge? are they 'ours' or 'theirs'
Stupid boy...'Ours' of course
Sarge? how do you know they are 'ours'
Well 'theirs ' would have guns....
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