Caption competition

[gileraguy]

Starting to loose momentum on this one, judging tonight...

[Dan Gerous]

Who needs keys, I know how hotwire it. I saw it on Lawrence of Arabia once. You poke a stick up its backside, and off it goes.

[Dan Gerous]

Once upon a time, in a Caliphate far far away...

[Wensleydale]

Banned from every hardware store in Australia, Steve Smith sets off to find some more sandpaper.

[Wander00]

Story goes it worked with Lawrence too......

[Kiltrash]

And all because the driver left it to late to ask the Camel's permission to change the nappy...

[ValMORNA]

Camel: "I wish I hadn't absconded from Whipsnade Open Prison."

[Danny42C]

"To Hell with that for a Caption", said King Shahryar - and Scheherazade had her head chopped off. ......... "So watch it, Humphrey - and she smelt better than you do, too !"

[gileraguy]

Gentlemen,

with his rich vein deeply mined, I cannot go past Traffic_Is_Er_Was this time around.


"Algy reflected back on the day he'd opened his orders. What spiffing chaps those instructors had been to put forward their recommendations. Just had his wings pinned on and already assigned to a Camel Squadron! He'd show those dashed Hun a thing or two he'd thought. He'd wondered excitedly what France would be like."

made me giggle...

"Gunship of the desert."

mirrored my own thoughts for the pic .

but short and sweet it has to be:

"Biggles Rocks the Casbah."


Over to you Traffic'

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Thank you sir.
Gentlepersons, do your damnedest!

[Buster Hyman]

Soooo...having Dental work are you?
Huh?

[Wensleydale]

Tests are finally underway to investigate whether the chap who designed the current allowances system actually does possesses any brain cells.

[treadigraph]

Heath-Robinson invents the Dictaphone...

[c52]

I can type "Type instructions" to my brain and you'll then see that I type "Type instructions"
and I type "Type instructions"
and I type "Type instructions"
​​​​​​​and I type "Type instructions"
​​​​​​​and I type "Type instructions"
​​​​​​​​​​​​​​and I type "Type instructions"....

[racedo]

Post Night out Vindaloo, Picked eggs and 10 pints office breathing apparatus.

[racedo]

Can someone tell Staish that his nickname of BO is really about his B.O.

[racedo]

Now we just need to build a plane around him...... should be ready by time he retires under a No bid BAE contract.

[Kiltrash]

Bae systems demonstrate their version of the F-35 Pilots Helmet,and as a additional dual function also doubles as a protector for the typist's hair when the Oceans rise in Bridlington

[NutLoose]

"Ok Scroggins, turn the holographic projector on and let's see if it improves her looks"

[cattletruck]

The ego deflation programme when retasked to pushing a desk.

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