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Old 15th May 2018, 20:54
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People in glass bubbles shouldn't get stoned.
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Old 15th May 2018, 21:00
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And this gentlemen is the future of communication. ..we do not need an infinite number of monkeys at a infinite number of typewriters to produce the works of William Shakespeare. ..
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Old 15th May 2018, 21:41
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Having fallen through a hole in space time Robbie the robot gets a job in Albert Einstein's typist pool types E=mc2
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Old 15th May 2018, 22:04
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The new Anti-Social Media concentration helmet was working just fine until she managed to get a picture of it on Instagram where it went viral in around the lab monkey community
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Old 16th May 2018, 12:13
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Keep them coming. Judging tomorrow.
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Old 16th May 2018, 12:32
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The morning after "curry night" was never a good day to be stuck in the office
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Old 16th May 2018, 13:12
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Here is Meghan preparing for the big day on Saturday.

Won't Harry be in for a huge surprise when he finds out that Meghan is . . . . .

able to type!

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Old 16th May 2018, 13:37
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Hoskins survives the rarefied air of the typing pool.
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Old 16th May 2018, 13:42
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The typing pool was comprised of 50% speed typists and 50% who were simply hunt 'n' peckers...
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Old 16th May 2018, 18:09
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“If this photo goes public, Sir, I will be extremely cross.” .... “Oh, shut up, Ethel,and keep typing.”

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Old 16th May 2018, 22:26
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The boy in the bubble said this could be trouble as last nights curry returned.
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Old 16th May 2018, 23:00
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"The doc says it will give me a more manly look, a deeper voice and increased facial hair growth, it all part of my gender realignment programme to hopefully one day become a WAAF"
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Old 17th May 2018, 10:02
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With the new all inclusive RAF, capable of adapting with great agility, Cpl Klinger demonstrates the prototype combat makeup applier. This will enable the female, transgender, and CD members of the modern RAF, to go to war quickly and looking fabulous.
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Old 17th May 2018, 11:08
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With the aid of modern technology and therapy, even the worst cases can be rehabilitated. Here we see the infamous Hannibal Lecter performing useful work back in society. He is currently writing his latest cookery book....
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Old 17th May 2018, 11:46
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It had taken 100 years, but someone in Main Building finally had a lightbulb moment.
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Old 17th May 2018, 11:48
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My two contributions:

Tests continue to quantify exactly how mind-numbingly boring typing really is.

Scroggins was startled. The previous test subject had written "Please kill me!" on the INSIDE of the helmet.


This round's winner, however, chosen from many worthy contenders, is MPN11 with "Air Traffickers finally get a helmet projected radar screen. Work continues on the input device."
The CST is gurgling down the oxygen tube to you.
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Old 17th May 2018, 11:50
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was View Post
My two contributions:

Tests continue to quantify exactly how mind-numbingly boring typing really is.

Scroggins was startled. The previous test subject had written "Please kill me!" on the INSIDE of the helmet.


This round's winner, however, chosen from many worthy contenders, is MPN11 with "Air Traffickers finally get a helmet projected radar screen. Work continues on the input device."
The CST is gurgling down the oxygen tube to you.
Congratulations MPN11
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Old 18th May 2018, 08:03
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Oh, gosh! Thanks!! Give me an hour or so, please, I don't think I've have anything immediately lined up.

.... tick ... tick ... tick
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Old 18th May 2018, 08:35
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Have a nautical one for a change ....
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Old 18th May 2018, 08:46
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Says pic cannot be enlarged - any ideas please
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