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Ah, decisions, decisions; frankly, you are all winners...
Honourable mention to Big Pistons:
'Well at least he didn't go full "Commando"!'
A worthy Runner Up is Kiltrash:
"Alfred accidentally spills a tin of Terminator liquid metal into Bruce Wayne's underwear drawer"
But the CST is on it's way to Squeaker:
"...THIS is a Utility Belt!"
Honourable mention to Big Pistons:
'Well at least he didn't go full "Commando"!'
A worthy Runner Up is Kiltrash:
"Alfred accidentally spills a tin of Terminator liquid metal into Bruce Wayne's underwear drawer"
But the CST is on it's way to Squeaker:
"...THIS is a Utility Belt!"
Avoid imitations
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Global warming? Ignore it!
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"Faster, or you won't be going to Pyeongchang."
The soldiers who hoped to avoid having to ski by sweeping all the snow into a huge pile are made into a public example.
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They wanted to do downhill skiing instead, but the pile of snow they made wasn't big enough.
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They wanted to do downhill skiing instead, but the pile of snow they made wasn't big enough.
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"Who would have thought it, liquid snow""
Once a military requirement for soldiers to be able to walk on water had been identified, tests began, first on extremely shallow water. Since no one sank, the early tests were proclaimed a success, and £100m was granted for research using slightly deeper water.
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"And if I catch you walking across my parade square again! I will have you on ice skates!"
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" you can always spot them in any regiment, as thick as the two short planks they are walking on."
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With cloth applied to the undersides, they proved excellent for polishing Barrack Room floors. Another win for QinetiQ.
Avoid imitations
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You think this is bad...tomorrow we will practice parachute jumping without the parachute!