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Old 5th Feb 2018, 17:47
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Old 5th Feb 2018, 17:51
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"So we uploaded Camilas photo to "Is she hot or not" and we have to tell you dad.........."
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"It's a new high pitch dog scarer app and it sends those damned Corgis mad"
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Old 5th Feb 2018, 18:02
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"So does Camlla know you take off your wedding ring when you come on these jaunts?"
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Old 5th Feb 2018, 18:14
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OK Dad, you can open your eyes now

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Old 5th Feb 2018, 19:49
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What on earth do you mean, press the tit in the middle? I am that tit
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Old 5th Feb 2018, 20:56
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PW..Hay Dad wanna see the latest scan of the Heir (spare) (spare)
PC .. Wowser what a well endowed lad he is
PH.. That's the umbilical cord Dad

ps thanks Tredigraph
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Old 5th Feb 2018, 21:46
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Charles: "I like Danny's latest caption on PPRune.

I wonder if I ever met him when I was in the service?"

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Old 6th Feb 2018, 03:23
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"I say! What's Camilla doing with that chap riding her like that?"
"It's the Grand National Father..."
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 03:24
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You got a hit on Grindr!!!!
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 07:20
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Oh God, it's not a YouTube video of my landing at Port Ellen is it?
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 08:01
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So you can do selfies in the bedroom then?
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"It's your Grandma. She's locked herself out of Buck House again. Have any of us got the spare front door key?"

"And if someone is going there, she wants a couple of pizzas too."
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 09:22
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Just before the abdication, he was heard to say: "Put that phone away, and why is that lady kneeling there?"
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"Ok, try this one.. Is it Camilla or Rod Hull?"
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It's a new tweet from Trump. He thinks we were crazy to build Windsor Castle so close to Heathrow airport. Sad!
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 10:39
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I can't look, your grandfather said what about who?
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Look quickly. I haven't had the battery replacement yet & it's almost out of power!
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 11:42
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I know it's a saucy one Daddy, but the iCloud is secure. The Papps won't get their hands on this one. Harry, show him that costume you wore to the party too!
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 11:57
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I shan't show Camilla if you hand over the Duchy of Cornwall to me...
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