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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 10:23
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"Very poor resolution, Sir. I've got the colour of your hair on the screen but, well, as I say, the resolution is poor."
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 10:32
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I still think that my old 'Etch-a-Sketch' was easier to use than this computer-Aided Design system.
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 10:35
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"Ooooh! I say! All of my little maggots have disappeared down a hole in the middle!"
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 11:01
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"A Brazillian you say, Ok, don't move Doris, inputting the data now."
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 11:03
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"Well according to the scan result you are definately not pregnant, but you do appear to have two large vibrating egg shaped objects in there"
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 11:22
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"I can't wait for someone to invent flat-screen LED displays"
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 11:23
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"There's no way you could get Direct Entry pilot officers to do this job."
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 11:25
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"I'll be glad when the rest of the Watch turn up - I'm getting quite busy here."
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 11:26
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Left-over food around the Approach Room led to a requirement to instal fly-papers.
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 11:37
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"It's saying it has encountered a problem with Windows, Doris nip down to stores and request a few bundles of Window, we will throw that in the back and see if some fresh stuff will sort it"
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 11:39
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Gee Brains, I can't make contact with Thunderbird 2. Maybe Allen in Thunderbird 5 has a better chance? Lady Penelope. Any chance of a cuppa?
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 12:09
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and here Doris you can clearly see that one of your child's feet is deformed and will need the Clark's special one size does not fit all

(Other shoe shops are available)
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 12:53
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"Ha! Technology's marvelous I say. Wasn't long ago that we were pushing bits of wood around on a map!"
...(Yes, but I'm still making the Bloody Tea!)
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 13:27
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"Well, I reckon it's about PAR for the Course !"
 
Old 2nd Feb 2018, 13:32
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Up a bit... STOP! down a bit... STOP! up a bit... STOP! left left left STOP! FIRE!
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 13:33
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"Ooh, my little blip has disappeared half a mile short of touch down, and Local has just taken Crash Action ......... what can it all mean ?
 
Old 2nd Feb 2018, 13:38
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"No See. No Fly, was a much better idea than this !"
 
Old 2nd Feb 2018, 13:40
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"This would be a lovely job if it weren't for these damn' aeroplanes !"
 
Old 2nd Feb 2018, 13:45
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"Now when I were a lad and we had the old Bendix .......... !"
 
Old 2nd Feb 2018, 13:52
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"In the old days of the Truck Radars, in quiet times, Danny said they used to be out on the field in a deckchair in the sun, or mushrooming - all the fun's gone out of it now !"
 


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