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Old 6th Feb 2018, 12:40
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It's Brexit! It's really happening. We're getting our Kingdom back!!!!
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 12:50
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Your Uncle Andy hasn't been embarrassed so far, but he will be when that one leaks out! Send it to the Mail, Telegraph and, oh yes, The Church Times...
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 14:33
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PC ...so run that past me again? There is a whole telephone exchange in there a cinema and music studio?

PW and PH (sigh) yes dad...
Alexa where is the nearest old folks home to Windsor
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 17:54
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 19:57
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So we hacked your phone to look to your porn collection dad and all we found were pictures of trees and daisy's in your porn folder.
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 19:59
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"We looked through your old files to clean up your phone dad and found your old BAe 146 check lists, but the last couple of pages on landing are missing."
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 21:21
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"Right, my eyes are closed, I'm trying to pin a virtual tail on a picture of a donkey -- I say, you're not moving that thing around, are you?"
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 21:33
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Pin the Tail on the Donkey....can you leave Camilla out of this, Dad?
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Old 6th Feb 2018, 21:39
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It's a text from the Royal family in Luxembourg...no, seriously, they have a Royal family!
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Old 7th Feb 2018, 00:59
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"It's from Andrew wanting to sponge off the country for his kids"
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Old 7th Feb 2018, 07:07
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Look Wills, this genealogy thingy is all very well but if you prove a family connection between the Saxe-Coburgs and the Merkels, that bloody woman will be moving in with us...
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Old 7th Feb 2018, 21:04
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I filmed the whole birth! Look, this is where you can see the head!!
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Old 7th Feb 2018, 21:09
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"Watch the light... You are feeling sleepy... "
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Old 7th Feb 2018, 21:41
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It's called 'Regicide' and if you don't do it, I will!
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Old 8th Feb 2018, 06:44
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"...and this is Wensleydale's latest caption"!

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Old 8th Feb 2018, 08:02
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Last calls for the thinking caps judging Thurs evening UK time
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Old 8th Feb 2018, 08:35
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LMAO, OMG, LOL, ROFL, L8R? Errr, they definitely aren't honours handed out by Mumsie so WTF do they all mean?
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Old 8th Feb 2018, 09:14
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"When one has become King, one will need a we-phone, but maybe an iPhone will do for the time being."

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Hey look at this, some guy in Nigeria is telling us we won the lottery.
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