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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 13:06
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Its a gift from the Russians Sir...and inside the R22 there is an even smaller helicopter, and inside that...…..
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 14:53
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Following a collision between a Stearman and a Robinson, Goodwood aerodrome decided to provide easily visible protection to the little choppers.
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 15:05
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Hanger Queen when there is no ......hangers....
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 16:32
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While you are down there would you mind tying my shoelaces?
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 19:12
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"There seems to be an off-beat vibration coming from near the main rotor, Sergei..."
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 19:30
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Ah, that's better.....now where's the toilet roll
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 19:31
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I get him on weekends & public holidays.
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 19:45
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As a member of the magic circle l cannot reveal how this was done. (should be good for most captions)
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Old 24th Sep 2019, 00:55
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Airport management can’t understand why the new congestion parking surcharges failed to increase revenue.......
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Old 24th Sep 2019, 12:38
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NOT A CAPTION

Great comedic material as usual from our humo(u)r squadron! CST award ceremony tomorrow at 1400Z.

- Ed
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Old 24th Sep 2019, 12:39
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Where Robinsons come from:
Once the skids reach the ground, using a sharp knife, cut it off at the tip of the rotor mast. Fertilize well, and within a couple of weeks, a new one will begin to form.
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Old 24th Sep 2019, 17:40
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The PM regrets that due to having been blocked in he is unable to get back to London
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Old 24th Sep 2019, 17:42
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Uber Helicabs has again failed to get off the ground
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Old 24th Sep 2019, 18:46
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"Oops - I think I left skidmarks in my undercarriage!"
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Old 24th Sep 2019, 19:47
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Straight in, no kissing.
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Old 25th Sep 2019, 04:03
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....don't move. I'll get you a towel....
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Old 25th Sep 2019, 05:10
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Well that gives a new meaning to the spare tyre in the boot.
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Old 25th Sep 2019, 07:36
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Hammond normally flies the R22 but when he carries Clarkson's bulk and ego he needs the Skycrane
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Old 25th Sep 2019, 12:49
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Following the financial collapse of International Rescue, Virgil struggled to adapt to life in Civvie Street.
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Old 25th Sep 2019, 13:53
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There are enough solar panels on the large one to keep the small one flying; we're just scatching our heads to find any usefulness in it.
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