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"Just ignore him, he's from Minehead".
Sure cure for a Headache....it would be gone in a flash!
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
"Are you quite sure this is the new laser simulation detector"
"Sure, just a quiet pop if you get hit. You won't feel a thing."
"Sure, just a quiet pop if you get hit. You won't feel a thing."
The supplementary water reservoir for Dirks' new "Aqua Blaster Supreme" certainly gave him an advantage during those hectic "Capture The Flag" sessions, but it did make his neck hurt.
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"Charge that private"
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Since joining the frontline troops, Private Sharon Scroggin's was less than impressed with the British Army's "sanitary towel carrying pouch, for the use off".
The CSM was very pleased with his idea to mark the new helmet with "FRONT - THIS SIDE TOWARDS THE ENEMY'.
Even Private Bloggs couldn't put it on backwards!
Even Private Bloggs couldn't put it on backwards!