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Old 10th Mar 2018, 19:24
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Gas Gas Gas
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Old 10th Mar 2018, 21:26
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Schultz had arrived at Saddam's palace well after everyone else had thoroughly looted the place. Pickings had been slim, but he had still managed to obtain a nice memento that would take pride of place on his mantlepiece back home.
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Old 11th Mar 2018, 11:43
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"Greater the deed, greater the need / Lightly to flush it away! ...."

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Old 11th Mar 2018, 12:37
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Prince Harry thinks..
(sigh) closest to the throne I will ever get
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Old 11th Mar 2018, 13:07
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This is a Modern Army you know! Next time, put the seat down!
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Take it back, it's faulty. He got halfway through the Daily Mail and nothing happened.
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Old 11th Mar 2018, 13:48
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"Army Defecator"
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Old 11th Mar 2018, 14:06
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Don't worry Sir, the RAF Engineers came by and said they realised due to the water shortage problems you wouldn't be able to use your bidet, but they managed to fit a compressor into the cistern and a high pressure jet to use sand instead"




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Old 11th Mar 2018, 20:01
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Shanks, Armitage Shanks, licence to fill.
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Old 11th Mar 2018, 20:26
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What you do not see are the SAS next to him... superior British camouflage

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Old 11th Mar 2018, 22:36
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The Americans try to copy the Harrier vertical take-off....
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Hoskins had a lot to learn about his new posting with the Royal Artillery, but he was sure he'd nailed the request for an 18 pounder...
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"All cisterns go" on the International Open-Space Lav.
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Old 12th Mar 2018, 09:43
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Judging tomorrow morning before the cleaners come round...
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 08:49
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In turd place...

Nah, just the winner who is Andy Tug with:

“Bloggs, when I asked you to go lay a cable, I meant for the field telephone, not the big white one!"

The CST is on its way...
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 18:50
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Wow thanks treadigraph, the CST has pride of place on the mantelpiece and here's the next starter for ten...




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Old 13th Mar 2018, 19:07
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Robbie the robot seeks similar 😍
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 19:08
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Sorry, I can't see anything amusing in that.


(A genuine caption entry, mirroring my feelings.)


(Edit: Sense-of-humour failure.)

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Old 13th Mar 2018, 19:09
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The Grand Tour producers allow Richard Hammond a last oportunity to return the test car in one piece
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President Trump takes delivery of Tw@t Force One prior to the meeting with Yung Fat Wun

Or

Q branch supplies the new transport for 007's mission to Zizzi Pizza Parlour
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