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The Hyphen-Smyth Brothers were hot on the trail of the Pilot who had stolen their sister's virtue the night before!
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"I said pop down the village and bring back some c+++ for the chaps"
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"we're here for the battle of barking creek"
"That Dog won't hunt!" was directed towards the Nav following the out landing due to fuel exhaustion.
"Now listen, my good man. I'm sure you mean well, but we've been hunting here for thousands of generations. You can't suddenly put a few, a few, a few things on it and call it an 'airfield'. Anyway, it isn't a field, it's a meadow."
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"I say I think one has got ones lines crossed, I know you said they could sniff out any Jerry, but that's the old cesspit"
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"OK Jeremy, for this challenge you and the boys are to race an RAF Jaguar down the runway, now we realise it's a bit one sided, so we have agreed a 5 minute penalty to be added to your time."
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"We heard you has some gay foxes so we have come down to help out"
"You mean our Fairey Foxes? they are out flying"
"You mean our Fairey Foxes? they are out flying"
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"We're cavalry really, were in disguise"
Well Hoskins said riding side saddle will relieve the stress on ones crown jewels over the jumps, after that last ride I really must give it a go
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Sorry Hayes and Harmondsworth hunt we were here first so sod off
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The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have a issue with what to do with the Husky's when spring comes early at Yellowknife
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Sorry Hayes and Harmondsworth hunt we were here first so sod off
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The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have a issue with what to do with the Husky's when spring comes early at Yellowknife
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"Noooo.... None of these will do, it look like we will have to delay the raid on the dams yet again.."