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Old 10th Dec 2017, 12:18
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The Shock Troops parade before confronting Kim Fat Son's frontier guards with their concealed weapons.
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Old 10th Dec 2017, 13:14
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The girls are finally out to get my sister Belinda after she p155ed out the window all over my brand new sombrero....
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Old 10th Dec 2017, 18:17
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"Knox's Monstruous Regiment of Women ?"
 
Old 10th Dec 2017, 18:30
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Debbie has sent the girls round to explain to the Strictly judges where they need to improve her marks!
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Old 10th Dec 2017, 18:37
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"Babes in Arms ?"
 
Old 10th Dec 2017, 19:50
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Oh...you went there!
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Old 10th Dec 2017, 20:37
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We must be from a communist state, just look at the helicopter landing site we have for a hat.
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Old 11th Dec 2017, 00:41
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The jury for the Harvey Weinstein trial has been selected.
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Old 11th Dec 2017, 02:15
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Mexican divorcees march for the Alamony
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Old 11th Dec 2017, 02:21
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Members of the Mexican women's SAS, Marines and Paras march together.
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Old 11th Dec 2017, 03:49
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"The Prime Minister ordered Red, White and Blue."

"Yes, and the Chancellor said it had to be cheap, and green and yellow were a lot cheaper than white and blue."
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Old 11th Dec 2017, 06:22
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Brian had not got to grips with the Hungryhouse App, and regretted his decision to order a hot Mexican with all the trimmings.
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Old 11th Dec 2017, 09:15
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"We call them the El Triffico Lighto Brigado, but why has been lost in time"
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Old 11th Dec 2017, 11:23
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They wear the yellow dresses when fighting in the desert, the green dresses when fighting in the jungle, and the red dresses.....er......regularly.
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Old 11th Dec 2017, 16:32
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One way of skirting around a manning problem ...
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Old 11th Dec 2017, 18:49
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The Irish General got the Spanish to man the female cadre of the new Euro Army as they carried castrators.

Well that's what he thought they said.
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Old 11th Dec 2017, 22:47
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"Red and yellow and........ Errrrr.... where is the pink one?"

"She's on the other parade, the LBGT pink pride parade"
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Old 12th Dec 2017, 07:04
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Jeremy Clarkson announces that the "Grand Tour" will drive through Central America".
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Old 12th Dec 2017, 09:28
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"On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . .

Six maids a-marching, five etc etc. . . ."
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Old 12th Dec 2017, 10:14
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The Feminist Fuseliers mount a Show of Strength !
 


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