Caption competition
Captain: "Flying an aeroplane is an extremely tricky business; anyone can land short of the runway at Speke. But I commanded you lot to guard it against local youths - what could be simpler than that? - and look what's happened!"
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"Rumour has it the crew ran out of fuel for the Galley oven, so had to improvise"
The CO says Kawanishi were early adopters of "just-in-time" manufacturing, but it looks like this time it wasn't.
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"Bloody pikies, you can't leave anything unattended"
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"From what I heard Bader claimed the big wing was his, so he took it."
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Avoid imitations
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"Bugger! Anyone got a timetable for the eurotunnel"
"Yes Sarge, the first train leaves in about seventy years!"
"Yes Sarge, the first train leaves in about seventy years!"
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"I don't think standing with your hands on your hips and waiving your willie at the pilot will get us a ride Sarge"
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Captain to engine room, finished with engines...
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"I'd say it's more boat than flying"