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Old 17th Apr 2017, 16:05
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Denver International Airport (KDEN) ??
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 16:09
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"United apologises, but the front end and left wing of the aircraft was required to fly a standby crew to another location."
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 16:10
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"Cloaking device malfunction. Cloaking device malfunction......"
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 16:11
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British Airways makes further cuts to its European service standards.
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 16:32
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Pilot to Co-pilot:

"Hey, Bud, which planet are you on?"
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 17:24
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"Hoskins, you've got the chop !"
 
Old 17th Apr 2017, 17:35
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"I think you overdid the split-arse turn, Hoskins...."
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 17:44
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The build was going well, only another 480 issues from buildyourowna330.co.uk
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 17:45
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There was a slight delay in building as Amazon was later delivering the 3D ink
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 17:51
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After an unscheduled overnight stop at John Lennon Airport the crew realised airport security left something to be desired.
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 19:23
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"Keep the trim hard over ... she'll go."



BTW [again] ... KDEN
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 19:25
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"Captain! Captain!!! Where are you?"
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 19:26
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The Iranian Air Force carelessly revealed their new semi-stealth bomber.
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 19:39
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Current ructions in the airline industry split responsibility for the aircraft between the Captain and the Purser. It's not long before an unforeseen consequence occurs.
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 20:03
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The merging of Ikea with Airbus had some unforeseen consequences.
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 20:51
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The 3D printer was half baked again
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 21:13
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"Your Honor, my client respectfully submits that no passengers were de-boarded."
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 21:55
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The leasing company just called. Apparently we are behind in our payments!
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 22:34
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"Hoskins, how many times must I tell you not to set the cockpit clock to a new time zone till we're on the stand?"
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 00:22
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Qantas insisted they had not suffered a hull loss, as there was still 51% remaining.
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