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"No sense of humour these German chappies. I roll inverted, come in over the top of him, slide back the hood and said "pull my finger"."
"Yes, you mentioned that before Sir. Have you noticed your watch is missing?"
"Yes, you mentioned that before Sir. Have you noticed your watch is missing?"
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Ok last orders, scoring tomorrowish
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"See here Hoskins.... Get back to Flying Clothing and get this sorted... I'm trying to point all of my fingers but only one's working... these gloves are so bloody stiff!"
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
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"... and then over there, between the parallel runways, we will need some large Passenger Terminals. I reckon 5, enventually. RAF Heathrow will really be something when it's finished."
Him....no...that is not God....that is just Sharky....God is that other fellow dressed like a Helicopter Pilot.
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SASLess, you remind me:
"There, see it now? One of the Eagle Squadron soaring over the thermals."
"There, see it now? One of the Eagle Squadron soaring over the thermals."
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"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? ...."
"Yes, it's a Ju88 ... DUCK!"
"Yes, it's a Ju88 ... DUCK!"
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OK, scores on the doors and apologies for my tardiness
Runners up are
MPN11 with a PN heart racing entry
"Look ... in that upstairs window in the pub ... isn't that Section Officer Harvey, in her knickers?"
Danny with
"See that bit of cumulus just to the left ? ..... well, he popped out of that and jumped me !"
Danny with
"I touched the face of God" ........ "What was it like ?" ......."A bit hairy, actually - he'd got a beard !"
And the winner is MPN11 with
"... and then over there, between the parallel runways, we will need some large Passenger Terminals. I reckon 5, enventually. RAF Heathrow will really be something when it's finished."
Well done guys, you were all winners of the Coffman trophy in my mind.
Runners up are
MPN11 with a PN heart racing entry
"Look ... in that upstairs window in the pub ... isn't that Section Officer Harvey, in her knickers?"
Danny with
"See that bit of cumulus just to the left ? ..... well, he popped out of that and jumped me !"
Danny with
"I touched the face of God" ........ "What was it like ?" ......."A bit hairy, actually - he'd got a beard !"
And the winner is MPN11 with
"... and then over there, between the parallel runways, we will need some large Passenger Terminals. I reckon 5, enventually. RAF Heathrow will really be something when it's finished."
Well done guys, you were all winners of the Coffman trophy in my mind.
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Oh, golly-gosh and WOW 
I'd like to thank my parents, Apple computers, some blokes I met on the Internet....
Now my Mac does have some potential materiel loaded againt the possibility of having to polish the CST. However, Mac is currently 161 miles away, at home, and I'm sat in the BA First Lounge at Gatwick (South) making my way to Phoexix via Dublin and Philadelphia I think this is my second fail by going away!!
So I guess Danny has the ball.
I'd like to thank my parents, Apple computers, some blokes I met on the Internet....
Now my Mac does have some potential materiel loaded againt the possibility of having to polish the CST. However, Mac is currently 161 miles away, at home, and I'm sat in the BA First Lounge at Gatwick (South) making my way to Phoexix via Dublin and Philadelphia
I think this is my second fail by going away!!So I guess Danny has the ball.
Three Strikes and you are "OUT!"!
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My next choice would have been Cattletruck with
I did notice on the way in an orthodontist's clinic about 2 miles that-a-way.
I did notice on the way in an orthodontist's clinic about 2 miles that-a-way.
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I better have a poke around inside