Caption competition

[Pontius Navigator]

Age Concern UK would like to thank the passengers on Virgin Air for their kind donation.

[Pontius Navigator]

"Damn, where did I put my change?"

[Pontius Navigator]

"They allow smoking on this aircraft, would you like a cigar? I have a secret stash."

[c52]

Super-super-economy fares: no hold baggage, no hand baggage, no clothes.

[pasta]

Ryanair finally found a way to stop passengers circumventing baggage charges by wearing all their clothes to board the aircraft.

[Penny Washers]

"At the next intersection, bear right."

"Roger, bare right."

[Buster Hyman]

Well, end of the week so probably time to start afresh.

Some terrific entries but my top 3 are as follows...

The irreverent PingDit with...

"I'm not too sure either old boy. All I remember is that I was nodding off, and then that lady with an ar5e the size of a small planet walks by, lets one go, and now I can't find my clothes!"

The spoonerisms of TIEW with...

Hey, did you just see what that male flight attendant used to stir my coffee?!

But the CST for this round goes to...

The tackle tickling Dan Gerous with...

So sorry old chap, but I need to get my bag from the overhead locker.

Oi vei!!!!

[Dan Gerous]

Thanks Buster, I shall sort out a pic shortly.

[Dan Gerous]

Right then, let's try this one.

[JAVELINBOY]

Just get to the point will you, I'm busting for a wazz

[Wander00]

For goodness sake, make your mind up, your place or mine.....

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

I've got a funny feeling I've left the lights on.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

So I'm guessing you must be Flt Lt Bader?

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

"Nah, I can't ever see North Korea using nukes, they haven't got the range".

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Look, DE-reg in yet another RAF promo photo.




Not a caption:
(sorry mate if you're on here ;-) )

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Here we see Jeté pilots in training.
"Look, it is plié , pirouette and THEN entrechat; carry on like this luvvy and you'll be flying Tornadoes"

[Buster Hyman]

I feel the need...the need...
Yeah alright, whatever! It's in the bag so just give me the money ok?

[pasta]

And you're quite sure they were training rounds???

[Wensleydale]

We're going to use a Sea Harrier ski-jump for take off. We start at the top of the ramp and run down it so we can get enough speed to get airborne.

[Cazalet33]

When those Indian blokes said they were going to do a son et lumière thing, with smoke, to launch the new Jaguar, I thought: well, y'know...