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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
According to the Moving Map Display that just walked past, it appears we're diverting to Hobart.
Ah, I see they were not referring to the aircraft when they advertised this as a wide body service.
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"And to complete our safety briefing, in the unlikely event of a requirement to use the emergency evacuation slides after landing, a small bottle of lubricating oil to ease your passage will be found adjacent to your life jacket. Please note that it is a criminal offence to use safety equipment for any other purpose...."
"There is a whistle on your life-jacket, however, on this flight, you probably won't need it to attract the attention of any passing sailors."
(Explanation of what the whistle is for heard on an Air UK flight many years ago).
(Explanation of what the whistle is for heard on an Air UK flight many years ago).
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"Hey, did you just see what that male flight attendant used to stir my coffee?!"
"Yeah last week I made a complaint against the flight attendant for 2 similar offences"
"...and the transexual attendant the week before for all 3"
"Yeah last week I made a complaint against the flight attendant for 2 similar offences"
"...and the transexual attendant the week before for all 3"
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" yeah the last flight I was on, the attendant had a tattoo of the Mona Lisa on her arse and every time she bend down to get some ice that enigmatic smile became a look of complete surprise"