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Old 12th May 2017, 17:41
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And you're quite sure they were training rounds???
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Old 12th May 2017, 17:52
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We're going to use a Sea Harrier ski-jump for take off. We start at the top of the ramp and run down it so we can get enough speed to get airborne.
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Old 12th May 2017, 18:01
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When those Indian blokes said they were going to do a son et lumière thing, with smoke, to launch the new Jaguar, I thought: well, y'know...
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Old 12th May 2017, 18:37
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"Are you sure we're allowed to smoke in here?"
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Old 12th May 2017, 18:48
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I'm a big fan Mr Cruise, Top Gun and all that, are you really that short?
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Old 12th May 2017, 19:01
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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How long do we have to wait while they do the emissions checks?
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Old 12th May 2017, 20:29
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"Never mind, sonny - when you grow up you'll be able to smoke too !"
 
Old 12th May 2017, 20:38
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"How am I supposed to get up into the cockpit ? I'm no bird !"
 
Old 12th May 2017, 20:40
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"No - it's my turn to lead the section !"
 
Old 12th May 2017, 20:42
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"Kick the tyres, light the fires, we'll brief in the air, last man airborne buys the coffee !"
 
Old 12th May 2017, 20:45
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No, you can't have time off for the Riverdance auditions.
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Old 12th May 2017, 20:46
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Avoid imitations
 
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"What's that bright light?"

"It's the Boss's aircraft - he thinks the sun shines out of his a***e"
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Old 12th May 2017, 20:47
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"Right, they've got the afterburners lit; better go and strap in, we've only got thirty seconds before the aircraft start to move..."
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Old 12th May 2017, 20:47
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"Who was that lady I saw you with last night ?" ... "That's no lady - it was your wife !"
 
Old 12th May 2017, 21:49
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"Yeah, there I was, inverted, 100% cloud, nothing on the clock but the makers name....."
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Old 12th May 2017, 22:09
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I'm sure I we parked them here! Bloody fog!
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Old 12th May 2017, 22:15
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For the last time - Turn that [email protected]@dy light out!
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Old 12th May 2017, 22:32
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No, I want to be Maverick this time Nigel, you can be Iceman.......................... otherwise I will tell Mother.
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Old 12th May 2017, 22:33
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Good job they have lights on, I always get lost in the dark.
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Old 12th May 2017, 23:05
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Kitty litter? Take off? Are you serious?
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