Caption competition

[andytug]

Bloggs was rather disappointed just to be given a boiled sweet when he asked for something to suck to stop his ears popping.....

[Danny42C]

"Siddown, you old goat !"

[goudie]

Are you saying it's ok to enter the cockpit?


So that's what a joystick looks like!

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

What exactly are the three guys at the front doing? I'd hate to be the clean-up crew when this lands.

[racedo]

Don't ask, Don't Swell

[JAVELINBOY]

I'm going to put the antimacassar on the seat cushion, touch of Delhi Belly don't you know.

[Pontius Navigator]

Bare faced cheek trying to emulate Virgin Airways

[andytug]

"Last time I book a flight at the crack of Dawn"

[andytug]

"Stewardess......could I get a sausage between two buns please?"

[Wensleydale]

When you said that we were flying in the buff, I thought that you meant a B-52!

[Penny Washers]

I'm sorry, Madam, but we have to search everybody for concealed weapons.

[Pontius Navigator]

There are advantages and disadvantages in the express security line at Heathrow. The main disadvantage being the theft of items being scanned.

[Pontius Navigator]

As a further economy measure Ryanair removed aircon packs from its no frills flights.

[Pontius Navigator]

Bare bones and no frills charter

[c52]

At 17.5", these seats are too wide for the tastes of some of the passengers.

[andytug]

For some reason the stewardess was unable to work out why every man on the plane needed help with their seat belt....

[PingDit]

"I'm not too sure either old boy. All I remember is that I was nodding off, and then that lady with an ar5e the size of a small planet walks by, lets one go, and now I can't find my clothes!"

[racedo]

Cabbage Soup and Onion Rings for starters
Curry for main
It was just not going to end well.

[squeaker]

A320 fleet grounded after reports of numerous cracks seen in cabin.

[Buster Hyman]

I hope its not cash only!
No worries, I've just seen where I can swipe the credit card...