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The novelty of army life had quickly worn off for Pvt Hoskins (second from left, back row).
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"Aren't we supposed to form a circle?, that's what the cowboys do"
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Man behind the man with the bino's
"Excuse me, but what is the dress code for today, sleeves neatly rolled up or sleeves down, one would hate to go into combat improperly dressed"
"Excuse me, but what is the dress code for today, sleeves neatly rolled up or sleeves down, one would hate to go into combat improperly dressed"
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Ok Brothers, we will ensure no one crosses this picket line until our brothers at Jaguar Landrover are properly taken care off and the threat of redundancies is lifted.
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"And when Buster gives the order to open fire, remember he cannot tell his left from his right, so if he calls engage enemy to the left, shoot at those on the right...ok got it?"
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"Well he did call in the Navy to assist turning back the migrant tide, unfortunately he didn't specify who, so we have deployed the marines"
Think the chap in the model boat in Skegness will be in trouble
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Fathers for Justice sitting on the motorway bridge finds the Police have employed a new tactic to keep the traffic moving
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Fathers for Justice sitting on the motorway bridge finds the Police have employed a new tactic to keep the traffic moving
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They had their place in the queue for the post-Brexit ferry, and they weren’t going to be shifted.
Now just ignore the camera, pretend it is not there
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Bart picked the wrong crowd to mingle in as a pickpocket
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I have told you all before silence your phone on deployment
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Bart picked the wrong crowd to mingle in as a pickpocket
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I have told you all before silence your phone on deployment
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"You're not having our diesel land-rovers' sod the emissions"
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" Yes, this is the Brixton uber taxi rank, have you booked?"