PPRuNe Forums

Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Register
FAQ
Calendar
Wikiposts
Today's Posts
Search
Vendor Directory
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 22nd Apr 2017, 08:49
  #42421 (permalink)  
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lincolnshire
Age: 81
Posts: 16,777
Received 5 Likes on 5 Posts
Originally Posted by c52
A380: design sketch version 0.1
I said do a design SKETCH not a design STRETCH.
Pontius Navigator is offline  
Old 22nd Apr 2017, 12:14
  #42422 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"Why bother with a tow cable ? Just stick 'em together !"
 
Old 22nd Apr 2017, 14:58
  #42423 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,262
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
The word quickly spreads that, given the typical fitness level of police officers, passengers are safe in the back rows of the plane.
c52 is offline  
Old 22nd Apr 2017, 15:23
  #42424 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,012
Received 53 Likes on 27 Posts
Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
John Holmes Air.
Buster, that is very naughty! (Not a caption)
Hydromet is offline  
Old 22nd Apr 2017, 15:28
  #42425 (permalink)  
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lincolnshire
Age: 81
Posts: 16,777
Received 5 Likes on 5 Posts
So, first we had safe life then we had fail safe. Now we have true redundancy for ETPOS, two spare engines and a spare pair of wings.
Pontius Navigator is offline  
Old 22nd Apr 2017, 18:34
  #42426 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 658
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Is that a aeroplane? Or are you just happy to see me?
Monarch Man is offline  
Old 22nd Apr 2017, 21:16
  #42427 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,538
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 17 Posts
Surely you can't be serious?


Yes. And stop calling me Shirley!
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 22nd Apr 2017, 21:20
  #42428 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,538
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 17 Posts
It's the latest attempt by NK to get a Ballistic Missile to the USA.
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 23rd Apr 2017, 02:41
  #42429 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,487
Received 101 Likes on 58 Posts
Bugger! Every time the Skipper gets excited, I have to re-do the loadsheet!
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 23rd Apr 2017, 12:16
  #42430 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"I think they're doing a stereo version !"
 
Old 23rd Apr 2017, 12:42
  #42431 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,538
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 17 Posts
Trump pimps airforce one
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 23rd Apr 2017, 14:59
  #42432 (permalink)  
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lincolnshire
Age: 81
Posts: 16,777
Received 5 Likes on 5 Posts
Take off checks, attitude, ERECT . . .
Pontius Navigator is offline  
Old 23rd Apr 2017, 15:35
  #42433 (permalink)  
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lincolnshire
Age: 81
Posts: 16,777
Received 5 Likes on 5 Posts
Take off checks, attitude, ERECT . . .
Pontius Navigator is offline  
Old 23rd Apr 2017, 15:35
  #42434 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: London
Posts: 628
Received 193 Likes on 108 Posts
We think the drawings must have got jammed in the fax machine...
pasta is offline  
Old 23rd Apr 2017, 17:35
  #42435 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Upper Gumtree
Posts: 757
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
The International Dachshund Club has finally got its own dedicated transport.

Bonsai trees will be installed at 30 foot intervals down the main aisle.
Last edited by Penny Washers; 24th Apr 2017 at 09:11.
Penny Washers is offline  
Old 23rd Apr 2017, 18:12
  #42436 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,262
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Confronted with a strike in their nose and tail factory, Boeing engineers came up with an innovative solution.
c52 is offline  
Old 23rd Apr 2017, 23:41
  #42437 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: WA STATE
Age: 78
Posts: 0
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Designer - " DAMM- forgot to divide by 2 "
CONSO is offline  
Old 24th Apr 2017, 08:03
  #42438 (permalink)  
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lincolnshire
Age: 81
Posts: 16,777
Received 5 Likes on 5 Posts
Running a cross over production line presented certain issues, not all of which were resolved.

For sale, fully fitted aircraft cockpit for conversion to flight SIM use.

For sale, tail plane empenage, many uses, apply Scroggs Aerospace.
Pontius Navigator is offline  
Old 24th Apr 2017, 10:36
  #42439 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
Posts: 4,380
Received 211 Likes on 96 Posts
In this case, First Class really does arrive before the rest of the yobboes. They are in a different time zone.
Ascend Charlie is offline  
Old 24th Apr 2017, 12:55
  #42440 (permalink)  
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lincolnshire
Age: 81
Posts: 16,777
Received 5 Likes on 5 Posts
And of course with this configuration we have the armoured door between first class and cattle.
Pontius Navigator is offline  



Advanced Search

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.