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Issuing Uniforms to the newly formed Transgendered Platoon was not as easy as originally thought.
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<woman on right> "Oi, Sarge, how come that woman behind me's got a lightweight gun with a sight at the front?"
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<another woman thinks> "I wonder when he's going to start naming his parts? I mean, we know what they're called already."
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"Don't like it up 'em? Speak for yourself, Sergeant!"
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"I know Christmas is the time for giving ladies, but trust me I don't want anything you are offering"
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"Ladies you were also issued with full webbing... What do you mean you are already wearing it"
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"Oh, leave it out, Sarge! I've probably handled more weapons than you've had hot dinners!"
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Buster hangs back, well aware he will struggle to pull the ugly one.
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"Ouch...I said bring it to attention and slap the STOCK"
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"Ok ladies, the Government has decided to arm you temporarily to stop the foreigners hoards invading, but post Brexit we will stand you down."
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"You stupid woman ... they're called gaiters, not garters."