Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

Not to be outdone, the Russians also claimed to have captured a USN Drone ship.

[Penny Washers]

It's always like this - you stop to pick up a pretty dugong hitch-hiker, and then you find that her ugly boy friend wants to come along too.

[cattletruck]

Walrus: I just need a lift to the next penguin parade.

[Danny42C]

"We can't keep on meeting like this, darling - people are starting to talk !"

[DirtyProp]

Due to a somewhat constrained budget, Igor's re-enactment of "The Little Mermaid" was slightly different from the original.

[DirtyProp]

Worst case of scurvy I've ever seen, Hoskins.
Make sure he gets more lemons!

[Pontius Navigator]

While Prince Charles was entertained below his wife . . .

[Danny42C]

"The time has come", the Walrus said, "To talk of many things !"

[Penny Washers]

"He's offered to give us some wrinkles on underwater foreign bodies."

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

No need to be embarrassed Ivan. We'll just put a 'W' at the end of LGBT and you'll be covered.

[c52]

Excellent, TIEW.

[andytug]

No - one was going to challenge Yuri's entry on the gronk board this time!

[Wensleydale]

...and at least the BBC conceded that Dr Who's latest companion was both politically and gender neutral.

[Danny42C]

"No, Wally, this is not a big Walrus, and she's not going to come out and play !"

[NutLoose]

"Thank **** for that, it's a Walrus, when I first smelt that rank fishy smell, I thought the wife must have crept onboard."

[Pontius Navigator]

Grab a granny took on a whole new dimension

[NutLoose]

"Look Comrade, it's a fish isn't it? Now get zer chips on."

[jim's brother]

Vladimir, arriving for the Captain's dinner party, is starting to regret telling Ivan it was fancy dress.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Cadet-Officer Weasely realized he should have payed more attention during classes at the Hogwarts Naval Cadets.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Prior to his port visit, Yuri had thought that the USS Doolittle was named after a famous American aviator.