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Old 7th Dec 2016, 13:59
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"...and the red top missile carries milk."
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 14:02
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"Well -the Squadron Commander did say that we needed to have more Courage...."


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Old 7th Dec 2016, 14:03
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"..and the ground crew are all stout fellows".
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 14:07
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The Boss told us to fight 'til the last round.
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 14:09
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This is one tank you don't drop
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 14:09
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Barnes Wallis prepares for the first test of his new invention, the original weapon of mass destruction; aka the Watney's Party Can.
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 14:30
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"Yes I understand Sir, I've tasted that Scottish lager stuff as well, have a good trip back to Lossie"


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Old 7th Dec 2016, 14:39
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Early attempts to encourage famous people to join the RAF encountered a set-back when the newest recruit, Oliver Reed, turned in for work.
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 14:55
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Early attempts to encourage famous people to join the RAF encountered a set-back when the newest recruit, Oliver Reed, turned in for work.

...and his friend, Keith Moon, was drummed out of the service!
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 14:55
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Early attempts at a Barrel Roll?
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 14:56
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Calculating All Up Weight in Tuns.
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 15:50
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"And don't forget to return the empty full of Vin Rouge du Pays, Sir !"
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 16:33
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188 Sqn prepare their secret weapon
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 16:34
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The Spitfire behind will be carrying the Whisky - he's the tail chaser.
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 16:35
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We hoped to have a Sunderland to carry the brandy, but we can't control the wing commander after he's been on Shorts.
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 16:45
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"Good effort Hoskins, but the 'Blue Riband' is actually a sea-going event!"
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 17:02
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"Its Red Bull, Laddy - just Red Bull"!
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 17:04
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"I say chaps, I know there is a war on, but I was asked to see if you could spare some essential war supplies, we are short of swizzle sticks and cocktail umbrellas for the officers mess."

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Old 7th Dec 2016, 17:07
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"Bugger Barnes Wallace, six pints of this and you will be the ones doing the bouncing"
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 17:09
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