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Old 1st Nov 2016, 16:08
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"When you finish that, go get the vacuum cleaner ... this roof is filthy."
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 16:35
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When they said 'Bring your irons' they meant cutlery, your going to look particularly stupid in the mess hall eating soup with that kit
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 16:46
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Follow on from Javelinboy

"I dunno, I can heat it up for a change and having piping hot, in fact steaming hot."
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 16:53
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Well the new MRE says best steamed
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 16:56
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Shooting in progress on the remake of Top Gun, featuring Jeremy Irons.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 17:15
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"Jim, I did wonder whether bringing your Remington travel iron might be the precursor to some confusion."
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 17:28
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"So I called the transporter room and said 'Beam me aboard - and this arrived'"
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 18:02
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"Are you sure this is the correct water boarding kit?"
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 19:39
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"Hey Chuck, I think I can see another customer on his way in ..."
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 20:23
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"Pardon me, soldier - but is this the Jever Steam Laundry ?"
 
Old 1st Nov 2016, 22:23
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ISIS won't catch us with our trousers down.

OMG! ! ! They've cut off the electricity!
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 22:31
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"And when your kit's done, you can turn it upside down and heat your ration tins on it."
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 22:37
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Irony....................
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 22:39
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Do we really think someone is going to nick Miss America's pants
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 22:40
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After spending all last night trying to get into Miss Alabama's pants
he know has to Iron them.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 22:42
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Gunnery Sgt 1st Class Special Iron Clinton reporting for duty.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 22:42
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Delta Force......... so hard they do their own Ironing
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 22:43
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IF the enemy attacks and we run out of ammunition then hit them with the ironing board.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 22:45
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"Wut you ironing?............... I dunno, it's camouflaged"
Well it worked for Klinger so I hope it will work for me Hot Lips.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 22:48
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Cover me!
I'm workin' on it, 5 min and it'll be ready. I'm not your maid, ya know!
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