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Old 29th Aug 2016, 18:26
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Angela Merkel prepares the Red Carpet to mark Boris Johnson's first visit as Foreign Secretary.
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 18:28
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Damn.. does no-one love me? First der Brexit und now zey haf not even bothered to Hoover under meine red carpet!
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 18:30
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You put your Left Foot Out...und herr ist hokeygerpokunzerabout!
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 19:04
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We will brush all of our Brexit problems under this little carpet
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 19:11
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Nope - the Guard of Honour are not under there either!
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 19:59
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Wind? No the place has always smelt that way.
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 20:22
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No, I am NOT goose-stepping. Verstein?
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 20:23
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Haha! I kick this end and the wave travels down and kills Boris!
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 20:24
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Damn, Axminster. I will stand here, pretend it is not British.
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 20:24
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HAMMERZEIT!
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 20:25
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Angela. "Excuse me while I goose step over this problem"
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 20:44
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Angela: "Why have we not yet solved the 'helicopterdowndraughtproblem' yet?"
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 20:47
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Angela: "I told Fareastdriver not to land too close to my carpet."
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 20:53
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The late pullout by that Vultee Vengeance didn't do the carpet a lot of good...... !
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 21:08
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"Angela, do stop making waves!"
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 22:04
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It is a tradition in Berlin after JFK claimed to be a Berliner - we check the red carpet for jam stains!
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Old 29th Aug 2016, 23:02
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Zen I sving my left leg like zis?
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 00:38
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Never mind Boris, we need a Dyson!
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 07:09
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"Bugger the carpet, the light blue jacket with white trousers reminds me of someone "
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 09:17
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Sod it! I don't care how important Ireland is to the EU, I can't do this bluddy River dance anymore!!!
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