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Old 30th Aug 2016, 16:19
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 16:44
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 19:39
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I don't know why you are stamping on it still, the fag never set fire to the carpet
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Old 30th Aug 2016, 20:07
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"..and the door to his secret bunker is under the carpet!"
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 00:31
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The EU Prince tribute band kicked off with Raspberry Beret.
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 07:09
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The Captain's obvious amorous intentions towards Angela became a little embarrassing...
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 07:11
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The identity of the finalists of the German Heat in the Norman Collier Memorial Chicken Impression Contest have been released.
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 07:39
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Angela, once again, trying to demonstrate that the rest of Europe is out of step with her.
See? .. even the carpet doesn't want her to walk over it.
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 07:48
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"Yes, zis will be perfect for hiding the body in...... "
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 07:51
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By the centre, S L O W
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 08:21
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Maybe it's a blue tunic rather than a brown shirt, but I tell you, my jackboot could still kick in a door if it had to!
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 10:04
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No, ze left first, as I told you
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 10:08
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"Vot vaz ze name of zat drink you gave me, Captain?"
"A Leg-Opener, Ma'am"
"Iz zere an antidote??I cannot valk properly!"
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 12:11
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Airman Hoskins' idea of a "Celebrity FOD walk" bears immediate fruit.
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 15:54
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Damn! We can't hide Brexit here - we already used it for the immigrant crisis...


Last edited by WeeJeem; 31st Aug 2016 at 16:09. Reason: Oops - missed the predecessor!
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Old 31st Aug 2016, 16:51
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NOT A CAPTION, but IMHO IMPORTANT INFO


For those who follow this thread and others, and for those that might want to spare them a thought, Danny has said that his wife's funeral is on Monday 5th September at 1400 BST.
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Old 1st Sep 2016, 07:57
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Turn it over, I always wipe the poo off on the bottom of the carpet.
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Old 1st Sep 2016, 08:21
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So, this is how we deal with all those illegal migrants:-

First, you tell them there is a red carpet rolled out for them

Then, I will sweep them under it as soon as they arrive

So that the military can tread firmly on them and keep them down.

Kein problem!
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Old 1st Sep 2016, 09:21
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"I'm sure I hid zer ignition key under zer carpet when ve arrived..."
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Old 1st Sep 2016, 10:46
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"Well boys, it's true I don't mind munching the odd carpet, but zis one is just not up to scratch I'm afraid."
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