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Old 6th Aug 2016, 11:33
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"I have a fantastic rate of fire - for about two seconds !"

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Old 6th Aug 2016, 11:49
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"In ze evening, I use it for making cribbage boards."
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 16:13
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"Takes a hellova time to harmonise this lot at 250 yards !"
 
Old 6th Aug 2016, 16:17
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Billy Das Kid is called up by the Wehrmacht.
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 17:20
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Hermann the Nav had a very nasty reply for his Pilot's next sarcastic comment!
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 18:04
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Has anyone seen my pistol, I am sure I left it in the crew room?
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 19:06
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 19:12
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"You've heard of ze Chicago Piano? Well, zis is ze Hamburg Harmonica!"
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Old 6th Aug 2016, 19:24
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Andy, exactly what I was trying to think - brilliant
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Old 7th Aug 2016, 00:05
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Yeah, it's not bad, but I bet Hitler would turn it into a bomber!
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Old 7th Aug 2016, 05:32
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If I add a few more my willy will be REALLY big.
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Fritz decided he'd had enough of people taking the piss about his moustache!
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Buster had a cunning plan to prevent Nutty from ever winning another CapCom Award!


Judging this afternoon...my time. That should leave plenty of time for the Post Pub Leaving entries to be posted.
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Old 7th Aug 2016, 16:50
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"We tried it with revolvers, but the trigger pressure was insane. Thank you, Herr Mauser"
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During CCS training, Brian tried a new method to achieve his ten round grouping.
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"We had a problem on the squadron with rodents, so I asked the QM for a mouser. I think he's a bit deaf.".
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Old 7th Aug 2016, 16:55
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"Now, if we could get the whole assembly to rotate whilst firing one barrel at a time ... no, that will never work."
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The Mark II installation moved from 7.63mm to 9mm with no additional effect, although engraving the 'Red 9' on the grips kept the groundcrew occupied for many happy hours.
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Herr Lewis and Herr Scarfe eventually defected, thus changing the course of the Air War.
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"gun fires, gun stops ... "

Scheiss ... which one is it?
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